Elcamino's CCDB 2010 Year Awards-4

Next Award CCDb Allu aravind award

1)OT ....thana posts tho n heroes ki n fans ki okkosari navvula palu sesthuntatam

2) Goonda....naa settha posts ki blog etti naa paruvu theesthunandhuku

3)Kiss n papi....guluji guluji ani guluji populalry unpopular sesthunnandhuku

and the award goes to Goonda....blogupdated

Elcamino's CCDB 2010 Year Awards-2

Next Award CCDB salimpheku award

Nominees

1)Elcamino (audi united bongu bhoshanam)

2)MrHyd (his office sob stories)

3)Idicorrect (ijayawada rowdies)

4)Der (athani stories)

EE award presentation ki salim pheku hall of fame papi ganni invite sesthunnam

papi speech "nenu okasaari boston nundi ny ki salillo davier lekunda jogging seshtuntey..." audience "arey fekakunda muskoni award evariko seppara papi gaa"...

papi "sorry...the award goes to...Idicorrect

idicorrect speech "asalki paritala ganiki tdp power raaka mundhara emi award undhandi??edho telugu thammulu thodalu kottatam thappinsi....adhey ranga ki power raaka mundhey nobel prizu...pulitzer prizu blah blah...." music starts idicorrect dragged away from stage

Elcamino's CCDB 2010 Year Awards-2

Second Award of the Night....

CCDB Ennupoters of the year Award

And the Nomineesss are

1)Jagan fans guluji,guri,knf n netra (for ennupoting congi in fav of Jag)

2)Mega fans (elca,mav etc...for ennupoting prp)

3)shakeela fans (bhiku santod for ennupoting shakeela for eshma)

4) N fans for obvious ennupot of sr ntr for cbn again n again


EE award presentation ki ennupot legend idly gorini invite sesthannam

Idly speech "ennupot oka act kaadhu oka art....ennupot oka fight kaadhu oka sport...next common wealth ganes lo ennupot sport ni introduce seyyalani kalmadi goriki letter rasanu"

and the award goes to....Jagan fanss

this is the second award ofr guluji tonite....guluji speech "mem podisina pathi ennupot ki samadhanam ee award}"

Elcamino's CCDB 2010 Year Awards-1

First Award.........


CCDB Sexiest Man of the Year....

Nomineess

1)Papi Gadu....
2)Guluji
3)Humpy
4)Hyder
5)Elcamino....
ee ward present seyyataniki sexiest man of the millenium paul gorini ni invite sesthunnamu...paul goru plzzz.....
And the award goes to

guluji..... (guluji wins this ward for carrying over the fight with opposite sexes all the time in this db without worrying about his image of gettin abused by em ...guluji keka

paul gori speech " Sexyness kleavage lo kaadhu kaddharu kooda untundhani prove sesina ganheyavadhi guluji kosam prajanthi party thalupulu eppudu therkuney untai"

Elcamino's reply to Papi on T issue

papi gaa...nuvvu telangana nenu andhra...iddharam kalisi okey sunday market lo second hand davier konukkunam....nenu naa davier ni one day A side and next day B side use chesi and aa next day moosi nadhiki elli towel kattukuni davier theesi uthiki...dhaniki rest issi malla next day nundi veskoni malla cycle repeat...
neekemo baddhakam...nee davier ni uthakkunda...kaneesam b side ki kooda marsakunda karnudi kavacha kundallalaaga alaagey few years vaadavu....anukunnattey nee davier destroy iindhi...but periodically uthukkunandhu valla naa davier still in tact....
ippudu nuvvossi andharodu maa moosi nadhi water vadi vadi davier ni set cheskunnadu...but naa davier sankanaki poindhi ani edisthey thappu evaridhi???
naadha ...moosi nadhidha...manaki second hand davier ammina sunday market onidha leka davier uthukkoleni needha....
quecchin ki answe thelsi kooda seppakapothey nee davier eyyi mukkal avuddhi...uahauahauahuahauah

Elca post in "Purpose of life" thread

endhidhi thread....kamedy of khatmandu....
okkakodu polo mani spiritual desham india ni odhili fulthuu materialistic US ki ossi....pelli seskuni pillalni kani life enjoy sesthuu nanni papi ganni materialistic antara....
ahann emanna ardham undha leka mee gurinchi meeru emanna swami vivekananda anukuntara..

Elcamino Admiration towards Pplsuck

andharu nanni apardham seskokandi...i respect pplsck...

infact when pplsck nanni vangaveti pina seyyi vesina chiru ki endhuku support chesthav annappudu aa adiginodu inkodu iithey value iccheyvanni kaadhu...
but pplsck adigithey i started thinking....chiru appati varaku clean....social service and clean image....compare him to ysr and cbn then it was chiru who was with less blemishes....so chiru antey oka hope....kani just oka yedhava pina cheyyi esadani point chesi chiru elaa end avuthadu in future ani cheppadu pplsck..aa sensitivity evariki undadhu..appatlo gandhi iffudu pplsck...and after elections when i saw chiru drifting along same path as any other politician sck pina naakunna respect to the power of infinity iindhi....naa pina naaku doubts ossai...maa ayya anni dabbulesi nannimanchi schools ki pampinchi awareness theppisthey nen chesedhi enti....ilaa emotional gaa evarini padithey vallani support cheyyatama ani baadhesindhi....why cant I be like pplsck anipinchedhi everyday....and pplsck was my hero...

and oka roju speeding ticket issue lo court ki elllasi osthey naa license suspension undatam tho der kurronni lift adiga..kurrod was nice n came along...

lopala Judge nanni "rai kaminey...bible pina ottesi anni nijame chepptha ani cheppu raa" annadu...
nenu "judge goru....bible ni nammanu" annanu
Judge "rai sare bhgavagtitha pina otteyya raa " annadu
Nenu "judge goru no believing in gita too" annanu
pakkanney unna der kurrod "adu sickular....kuran ni dnkarandi" annadu
nenu "..naaku dheni pina nammakam ledhu " annanu
appudu judgu "sare mee intlo valla pina ottesi seppu" annadu
Nenu "Judge goru maa intlo andharuu eppudo okappudu oka corrupt party or leader ki vote esinolley...so nenu otteyalenu valla pina" ani seppa
appudu judge "mari evari pina esthav raa ottu" annadu
Nenu"pplsck gori pina ottesi anni nijamey cheptha abaddham cheppanu " ani cheppanu
aa tharwatha nenu judgu pplsck gurinchi disco seskuni akkada unna kontha mandhi khaidheelaki pplsck gurinsi seppu vallu kannellu ettukuni andharam pplsck laaga life model seskuntamu ani promise seskoni vassesam
that was my respect for pplsck...endhukantey antha sensitive kurronni nenu soodaledhu...just vangaveti pina seyyi esadani ani chiru ni doubt sesad

so after that every day i tried to model myself perfectly as pplsck and ap politics ni ignore chesi liberal vs conservative threads lo busy gaa untoo undetonni....

And then one mid summers day lunch chesi cappucini thheskuni office ki ossi db open chesa....and i never knew that would change my life for ever....
ferrari kuurod esina mid day masala thread click cheyyaboyi ot esina oka thread click chesa....lopala antha gandharagolam ga undhi....sare ossedham anukuntuntey oka kamedy post kanapadindhi
"prajala kosam reliance tho dhee konna ysr" ani....phakkuna navva ... esindhi idly anukunna....and then ingo post "Jagan keka"....ippudu naa kallu poster id pina paddali....
P P l S C K.....

naaku fuse out.....wtf is happening....nenu chusedhi nijamena....leka nenu thinna bbq lo opium kalipara....endhidhi naa pplsckenaa ee post essindhi anukunna....
naaku sematalu pattatam start iyyyi....evaro pplsck ID hack chesuntar anukunna.....
aa thread lo pplsck posts annitlo words usage theeskuni migatha pplsck posts tho compare chesa in previous threads....anni perrfect match...
iina nammabuddhi kaledhu ...sarrunna pakkaney unna plant ki parigetthi oka vernier calipers theeskoccha....word ki word ki pplsck ettey space vernier calipers tho measure sesi pplscl previous posts in previous threads tho compare sesa....measurements match perrfecttt.....

No doubt idhi pplsckey.....ee posts esindhi pplsckeyy....omg ani naa body shake iindhi....shaking ekkuvi fits laaga ossi oka Big jolt of static naa balls piki divert iindhi...

anthey naa balls rendu collide ayyayi "CLING" ani....office mootham aa sound resounded.....
office lo xtians ki adhi church ganta laaga inpicchindhi....vela kani vela church ganta kottarantey Pope poyuntadu anukuni xtians andharuu edavatam start chesaru.....
kaadhu aa ganta roju 4pm ki kulfi ammukuney carlos landa eeroju 2pm key kottaadu ani kulfi lovers kulfi kosam bayataki parigettharu....
alaa evariki thochinattu ollu confuse iyyaru....
but naa office pakkaney kookunna radhika ki doubt ossi naa room loki soosi "naa kodaka entra adhi " annadhi
Nenu , nanni pplsck mosam sesadani seppukoleka....pplsck peru sedagottatam ishtam leka thappu naa pina eskuni "metal ball syndrome akka" ani seppi ossesanu....

Just oka yedhava pina seyyo esadani, endhi just sheyyi esadani hurt iyyi chiru ni dhobbina pplsck prajala dobbulo seyyi kaalu anni esarani allegations unna ysr n jagan ki ji anatam .....
iina sarey thappu naa loney undhi...naa metta brain ki pplsck endhuku support sesthunnado ardham kaledhu....edho reason undey untadhi....but
appatinundi pplsck post soosthey saalu invariably my hand goes to shield my balls from "CLING" ing....aa shock alantidhi..

Elca about Coke pelli choopulu

coke kurrod pelli is a lesson for all unmarried uth regarding the decreasing ratio of women to men in desham...general pelli chupullo ammai pata padathadhi abbai kusoni untadu...but coke ki reverse iindhi....
btw...coke ni pelli lo paata padamani atthagaru adigithey "paapa hans up..paapa hans up ...ha ha " ani start sesadu.....appudu koddhiga turbulence undhindhi...nenu involve iyyi sardhi seppanu...over all all ended well....eedocchina pellikaani abbai is an oven on heart u know these days...

Elcamino on "Whats driving the life"

Lust n greed for life is driving my life and if those two r not driving anyones they better check themselves b4 they wreck thelselves

A Torture Called PULI

There are epic movies,great movies,good movies,avg movies,bad movies,worst movies and there is another special genre of movies beyond being called worst and those are known in our db world as Bala Movies. Now a movie will fall into a bala movie cateogry if that movies causes a embarassment for fans n well wishers of that hero who is making a mockery of himself on the screen and which becomes a Youtube sensation...Puli my frens is not a worst movie but its a bala movie...

The plot of the film will not intrigue even the likes of a 3 yr old....a pregnant widow destroyed by the evils of the system rasing her kid to fix the system....wtfffffff

screenplay of the movie will give the imagination of a mentally retarded a tough compeition....

And the execution will leave u in depair asking for mercy....

And the characters my frens...these are not characters these are caricatures....

Heros Mom...dats mom...she is a major contender for most violent mom award tying up with taluri rameshwari from nijam....she screams...she yells....she sprints a finishes a 100m dash with in 10seconds that too with a heavily pregnant belly....she takes shoe kicks and heavy stones to her womb ....she swims in rain water...she jumps from cliffs....but she never dies...she is like that characters we see in spoof flicks like scary movies where no matter wat u do the character wont die....dhenamma

Then the heroine....she keeps it simple man....just like many heroines in our past movies....she wants sex...dats it...no ifs no buts...she just wants to get laid....and she does her part good....

Then the villain manoj bajpai....well he has his own way of passing time...when he is not target practicing on pregnat womens belly with shoe n stone he makes the men in khakhi uniform disappear... wat he does with them god only knows...mey be he has a fetish for men in uniform...and he overacts...i mean he hams so bad the comedian in the flick ali can come across more cruel than manoj....

And then there is our pawan...dude I wont say anything regards ur performance...in one word it sucks...but ur brother acted in almost 150 movies...and in his career he had his own share of debacles...he acted in several worst movies but never ever a bala movie...movies like big boss in which audience were screaming with restlessness....but once they were out of theatre or while they r in it....not once i mean not once someone pointed that chirus dance was bad , dialogue delivery was bad or his action sucked....he gave 100% to every movie and never made a mockery of himself in the whole movie....

So if ur reading this then go get a reality check ...revisit ur priorities...and ask urself wtf ur doing in a movie like puli and why the fck ur embarassing ur fans....if ur making movies like doing a favor for fans then better stop it....dont embarass urself n ur fans n well wishers....ur way way better than this....

Pawan fans....trust me...if u didnt watch the movie...stay away....

edukondalavaaadaaa...enkatesaaaaa -- Elca's Namo Venkatesa Review

This is how you will be screeamin n pullin ur hair while walkin out of the theatre after watchin namo enkatesaaa.....
There are quite a few movies that come once in while n challenge the very basic passion of a movie geek n make him lose his love for motion pictures n namo enkatesaa is one among that league...
The movie is about paris prasad (Brahmi in a lead role)...a con man,a joker,a street smart,a loser,a sadist u can call him watever u want...he is a resident in europe n he organizes cultural events for NRIs by bringing entertainers from desham....and when u see those entertainers u feel pity for those nris who will be payin to see such talenteless bunch...and brahmi uses all his crooked skills to rip off these entertainers by not payin the agreed remunerations....
Paris prasad owes some money to local banks and he is chased by a debt collector and to get ride of him he relies on his filthy rich niece trisha to get him out of this mess....but fate plays a wicked game and trisha lands up in india and gets house arrested n is made to marry somone against her wish...
she promises brahmi that if he can get her out of this predicament she can help him with his debts...
So brahmi schemes a plan....he finds enkata ramana(enkatesh in a supportin role) an innocent naive n desperately lookin for marriage middle aged loser and he convinces him that trisha loves him n she needs his help and they together go to desham to help trish....
and wat happens next is that even a 2 year old can decipher...its so damn predictable....every dialogue n every scene is nostalgic....every expression n every gesture has a deja vu feelin about it....every song makes u hurl abuses on the music director ....
The performances are horrible...brahmi literally carries the movie on his shoulders...and he is irritating....I donno wats wrong with AP audience to embrace him movie after movie in such a predictable roles.....
Trisha plays the role of a damsel in distress yet again....she is very subdued n nice n well mannered....but wait she has body art over her left breast....makes u wonder wat a wild character she might be....but she ends up sittin b4 god n reciting those good old hymns and once in a while flashin that tatoo confusing uth audience either to feel lust for her or to have love for her.....
venkatesh once again dons the role of a 40 year old virgin full of self pity n who never got laid....he drools so much whenever he sees trisha that u wonder if the theatre is going to be flooded....and he displays his trade mark puppy crying for food n an orphan cravin for love looks whenever he has to sacrifice trisha....its such a character that no self respecting man would portray and with whom no woman can fall in love with but as usual he gets the girl....
The rest of the cast is disgusting....

This movie makes a mockery of ur intelligence....it makes u feel bad about urself....it gives u a inferiority complex for chosing to spend ur evening like this....it disturbs the equilibrium of ur brain n make u go insane so much that ur going to yell at the first person u r going to talk after seein this movie....

Spending 3 hrs sitting on ur couch n starin at ur wall
spending 3 hrs prickin ur skin with a safety pin
spending 3 hrs watchin a rerun of malayalam dubbbin of vijayendra verma on ETV kerala
spendin 3 hrs squirrell cathin
spending 3 hrs discussing with darren in CCDB

is better spent than wastin 3hrs watchin this movie...

I beg u to stay away...

Random post by Elca on Friday

Just another day in life....one more day started....the office is deserted....me n the two interns , a male and a female are the only one in our team.... the female one is good...she got great axss but her face looks like a horse....they both from university of tampa majoring in accounting...doing the donkey work for us...spreadsheets , mapping taxes u know stuff like that...the couple looks cute...hope they will hook up for the weekend...

and i will be here till 5pm and then iam going to marriott...and u know yesterday the receptionist told me i made it to the top 50 guest list of that hotel and that means in future ,even if the hotel is sold out its their job to get me an accomodation...felt good...i hope they would also include a free bj whenever i check in... and wat that makes me a pervert? are all guys think like me...or iam really messed up... wat would my wife think if iam a pervert....would she nuture me just like how we are going to do it to our dog on nov 29th...

and why should i be married...why cant i just be free....the receptionist is cute...u know she is from south africa....she is black....i mean pure black...not halle berry or beyonce black...she is naomi campbell black....but she is cute...can u believe that? coming from a country where we r so prejudiced against skin complexion n a country which boasts of most sales for fair n lovely n in a country where a girl or guy gets rejected even before knowing each other because they have dark complexion , i found a cute black girl....her eyes are like neon lights...and she is the first person in USA for the past 9 years to pronounce my name exactly as my folks want it to be...

U know who else likes black girls...ro bert de niro...he married a black girl...and he was after naomi campbell too...and if u see his first dorectorial venture "The bronx tales" he cast a black female lead...u know italians are very racists...they dont like blacks at all...and donno how de niro got into it even having a sicilian heritage in him...sicilians are freaking racists u know...

and u know why sicilians have dark hair ...sicily were not like this before...they had blonde hair n blue eyes like rest of the europens...but then one day the moors conquered the sicily....and moors are blacks...in those days if someone conquers someone , the winners religiously rapes all the women of the losers...and moors started to have sex with all sicilian women and then blonde hair hair became black and blue eyes became brown....and u know how i know this? tarantino said this in "True Romance"

True romance wat a movie...but can it happen in real life...can someone fall in love with a prostitute? seriously ... wat about self respect....how can they live when he knows his wife was doing sexual favors for money b4 she met him...is past means nothing...present is everything....so everyones deserves a second chance ??? wat about nazis ....do they deserve second chance too...iam not saying prostitutes and nazis r same...but when it comes to second chances ...does everyone deserve it???And what about modi...wat if india embraces him cause they have no other option other than modi as corrupt congi is raping india and mms is sittin like a cuckold...wtf is wrong with that mms...anyways....

wat is going to happen to congi after....u know wats going to happen...nothing going to happen...they file a case and the cbi comes n it will go for 10 years...and finally the aholes will be left free..and sonia n mms will be giving interviews for ndtv like how they were harassed during 2g scam...u know why i know it...believe it or not money n power rules....it ur ignorant ur blood boils...if ur a wise guy then its

one more scam on one more day...Just another scam on a

just another day....

Elca about RGV making Sarkar in telugu

RGV should remake "Sarkaaaar" with Bala and call the movie as "Balatkaar".....tagline...he rapes u with his emotions

Idle_Yzag Satire on elca dreams of selling his story to columbia pictures

Scene: columbia office

Elca: Sir, good morning

Columbia Rep(CEO): gm gm, meeru yem chesthu vuntaru

Elca: kathalu rasthu vunta sir

Columbia another Rep(Gagu): meeru evitlu

Elca: neee !@#$%$#@^&*(

CR(Gagu): aithe okay

CR(CEO): meeru rasina sample scripts vunnaya?
Elca: vunnai sir, here is my blog sir http://elcaminoisms.blogspot.com/

CR(CEO): who maintains this blog

Elca: My fans sir

CR(KB): yenti writers ki kuda fans vuntara?

Elca: Nuv muy ra !@#$%$#@^&*(

CR(KB): Sir, control control

CR(CEO): How do your fans come to know abt you

Elca: Sir, My name is Elcaminocapastrino

CR(KB) (whispering) : bongu capastrino, veedi peru yenti intha variety ga vundi?inka veedi scripts yentha variety ga vuntai ooo

Elca: Nuv muy, nee bala !@#$%$#@^&*(

CR(CEO): you continue

Elca: CCDB lo nen posts vesthu vundevadni

CR(Kamal): Sir he is sekular, he is sekular, he is sekular

Elca: Nuv muy ra Kamal, nee MODI !@#$%$#@^&*( Goonda ani na hardcore fan sir

CR(KB): aynoka sidanthi veedoka vedanthi

Elca: orey KB ga, nannu rechagottakuuuuuuuu

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vaidyo narayano hari anedhi paatha sametha
vaidyo kamayano parri anedhi kottha sametha

A Woman Inside You

Tampa Marriott....time 7.30 PM....in the bar...news reader from the television cbs evening news...."The jacksonville police today declared that the person they claim to be responsible for the murders at the Hyatt is a woman. She is also being held responsible for the twin murders in miami and pensocola beach. They claim her to be a student of psychology.Very attracive and her victims are mostly young professionals staying in hotels. She strikes a conversation n charms her victims n sometimes drugs em n when the victim is vulnerable she steals n sometimes kill em in the process"

a cab comes to a halt at the entrance and a guy in his late 20s gets down from the cab....rushes into the hotel to avoid the rain thats pouring down....
partially wet he moves towards the bar in the hotel....and settles down on a stool at the bar side....ok...

The bartender a fat woman in her 30s....wishes him with a smile....cabarnet ??? the guy nods....and she fills a glass full of cabarnet .... the bar is pretty busy so she starts to attend other patrons....

Now the guy gulps down the wine...looks at his phone for messages...none....stares at his wedding ring....orders for another wine...finsihes it in one gulp and before he got lost in some thoughts a voice gets his attention....he looks towards the voice...a woman in her mid 20s....she is trying to start a conversation with him and the guys says

man____excuse me....

woman_____your card is on the floor....

Man____Oh....thank u...(and picks it and he looks at her ....she will be in her mid 20s...she is wearing a gray corporate suit n its huggin her tightly to reavel the feminine curves...perfectly sculpted with proper workout....she is wearing bebe shoes....lipgloss....but not much make up...but yet lookin too fresh to be coming after a hard days of work....a pointed nose...perfect set of teeth...olive green eyes n brown hair....looking a model who got lost from a ramp n ended in corporate world)

Woman____United mileage plus ehh

Man____yes mam....since 5 years....iam very loyal i guess....

Woman___ a man who is loyal is like a lion who is a vegetarian

Man____I dont know about other men...but loyalty is my prime forte....Once I get a good impression on someting I will be devoted to that person or cause for rest of my life

Woman_____hahaha....they all say that

Man____I donno wat kind of guys u know mam...but u should talk to my wife about me....6 years still with her...u should talk to my employer....been with em since 8 years....u can even ask my boxers...been wearing the same once since 5days....

Woman____(chuckling)damn dats gross....wat about the wine u drinkin....r u cheating today or u being faithful to ur drink

Man_________Cabarnet....loyal since 7 years....cheated once with pinot...gave me a migraine ....a nightmare....i see it like a metaphor....cheating on wife with another woman n getting an std....i felt like that...full of guilt....and from then on stuck to cabarnet....no more cheating

WOman_____(still chuckling)on a serious note pinot doesnt suit u

Man_____ and why do u think so?

W0man_____well pinot is a hard grape to grow...its like precious...its not a survivor....so only people who r complicated n messed up can appreciate pinot

Man____Ok....wats that movie....with miles n maya

Woman____haha sideways....

Man____well .... u know... never saw a grogeous one appreciating sideways....

Woman____so how many gorgeous ones u know???

Man______well i had my share...when i was young

Woman____u dont look that old....

Man____well thank u....but yeah iam a cabaranet....iam a survivor....but honestly in this generation who is not a cabaranet.....everyone is surviving....

Woman____so true....thats y that character appealed to masses....a pinot in a cabaranet world....

In the mean time the bartender interrupts them and says looking towards the guy

"U OK sir??? "

Man____Yes Iam.....

bartender_____(looking suspiciously)are u sure sir.....

Man____ofcourse...

and looks at the woman and rolls his eyes....

Man____wats wrong with her

Woman____she finds u n me talking weird....

Man____why...we r just talking....

Woman____sometimes these things dont seem normal to other people....

Man_____wat these things....u come to bar to talk....

Woman____ok leave it....i guess u had too much to drink....n cant help but u r messing too much with ur wedding ring....

Man_____well yeah....I was never into jewellery....so its itching cant get used to it in years....

Woman_____that ring looks good

Man_____well wat do they say... u have to put 15times of ur paycheck for wedding ring

Woman_______(laughing out loud) thats not 15times dum dum...its 1.5 times...ur wife tricked u

Man________damn....is it so....math was never my domain...she knew it

Woman____it got nothing to do with math...i guess

Man____ur guess is correct n i guess its time for me to crash....got an early call tomm....

Woman_____i got to crash too....

so they both pay their checks....and he observed she was having a coke all the time n not alcohol

Man_____so was up with u .... drinking coke

Woman_____well i love my kidneys n liver....and i think u should too

Man____why should i love ur kidneys n liver???

Woman____(chuckling) i mean u should also love ur kidneys n liver n cut ur drinking

Man_____iam working on it(

And they both reach the elevator.....and enter it...and the man pushes the button 14....and says

Man_____which floor???

Woman____iam also on 14....

Man____ur also a concierge ehh?? loyal marriotian

Woman_____guess so...hey why they dont have floor 14....it says 12 and then 14

Man____beats me...guess its an omen....see this people make billions in hotels n still cant develop the confidence to queation these omens...u can imagine about common man

Woman______haha...so true....

the lift reaches 14th floor and the door opens....they both come out...

Man______i have to go left

Woman_____me toooo

Man_____well we still have 25steps of journey remaining

Woman____bingo

Man_____ok this is my room 1438....(smiling) it was nice meeting u....but dont tell me this is ur room too

Woman_____(with a straight face) This is my room

Man____(laughing) ...cool...goodnight....may be we see each other in bar tomm

Woman________iam not kidding this is my room....

Man_____how is that pazibul...been staying here since 3 days....unless they messed up the reservation

Woman_____I have staying here since three days too....

Man____comeon ....u kidding....fun time is over....goto sleep

Woman_____iam not kidding...this is my room tooo....u cant temme its not mine

Man_____How can that be possible?? its my room....

Woman____its mine tooo

Man____wat do u mean

Woman____Iam You??

Man_____________What??? wtf r u talking about

WOman_____Iam your reflection....iam ur subcnscious....

Man_____wtf....ok...u r from the doll house across the street...so u fishing for losers...iam sorry....but if its money u want i have this 50 bucks....

Woman_____dont disrespect me....iam an impression of ur sub conscious...Iam ur alter ego...u have a split personality.....and this is the first time ur alter ego is appearing to u so its common to freak out

Man_____fck u..seriously wat is this..is it a fcking joke...I dont have split personality nor iam a psycho....u take ur stories somehwere else n lemme go....

Woman_____Think....look at me...iam so fckin sexy....did u see anyone else approach me in the lobby....

Man_____No

Woman____You know why...cause no one can see me expect you....iam your subconscious.... remember ...why do u think the bartender was freaking out looking at u....she cant see me n she saw u

Man_____(confused).....talking to myself

Woman_____precisely

Man_____but ur a woman...Iam a man....and iam not a fxggot....how can my alter ego can be a woman

Woman_____it got nothing to do with anything....u have developed a sort of fear in u over drinking everyday....u r scared u dont have control when ur alone...who used to tell not to drink if ur at home???

Man____my wife

Woman____who used to tell u not to smoke when ur in college

Man____my gf

Woman_____who used to ground u n protect u from girls when ur at school n shield u from heartbreaks n watch on ur phone calls n letters

Man_____my sis

Woman_____exactly.....it was always a woman who used to check on u....to keep u grounded....right???

Man____Yes...yes

Woman____there u go....n for past one year are u not worried about drinking too much when ur away from home

Man____yes i do....

Woman____n its been killing u inside

Man____yes....

WOman_____n u wish there is someone to stop u

Man____yes....

Woman_____And iam the result...this is how peole develop multiple personalities....n the loneliness of travel creates these impressions to comeout....u think ur talking to a diff person

Man________ (freaking out).....u know wat...ur fcking with me....u dont leave me iam going to talk to front desk....(he turns n he finds like he is not stable...he cant walk freely n he says) OMG did u drug me at the bar???

Woman_____u had 5 glasses of wine...do u think someone has to drug u...now stop freaking out

Man______smethings not right....

and he sees a guy walking towards him...he reaches the guy n the girl...looks towards the guyn says

sir ..... everything ok?

the man looks at the guy....he is wearing the hotel staff suit....there is a name tag on it that says "Matt"

Man_____Oam not OK matt..this girl is trying to do god knows wat....she is saying its her room

Matt_______sir....I got a call from this floor saying they r hearing loud voices....We have fully sold hotel ....we request u not to bother others n goto ur room

Man_____But this girl is saying this is her room

Matt____(with a stern voice) Sirr....I dont see no girl here....now u please go into the room

Man____wtf....are u with her....u mothrfcker....u n that bxtch...u all a team....OMG....wats gonna happen now

Matt________please watch ur language sir....i dont see no girl here....

WOman_________i told u he cant see me

Man____(to woman) shxt up u slxt.....he is with u

Matt________sir who r u talking to....u need to goto bed

Woman______he is saying the right thing boss...lets go in

Man_____(mumbling)OMG wats going to happen now...iam screwed...cant even defend myseld...iam drugged

Woman___________ur not drugged....u open the door...we go in and u will see me till u sleep n after that only when ur drunk i guess i reflect again

Matt_______sir please go inside

Man________(losing control opens the door and his vision is blurred and he drops onto floor n loses conscious)

after few hours...inside the hotel room.....the man is on the floor in the bathroom....he opens his eyes....they feel heavy with hangover....he closed them .... and then like flash the events happened last night appear b4 him...he freaks out n wakes up....there r no marks on his body....he is in the same clothes he passed out in....the wallett is intact...all cards n cash is safe.... then he thinks to himself..."omg...its real...the reflection is real"

he cleans himself....dresses up and walks down to lobby....stops at the front desk and the front desk woman kaila froms southafrica wishes him n offers him his morning bottle of water....they know each other well as he has been coming to that hotel for a while...the man thanks her and says

Man________Hey...u know I owe an appology to ur staff member...i did some drama last nite

Kaila_____OH really...nothing came to my notice

Man____yeah...i said mean things to Matt....if u see him tell him iam sorry

Kaila____matt ??? we dont have no Matt in our hotel

Man_____u sure....he is like big white guy ......

Kaila_____know sir...the only staff last nite was all women....no men

Man_______OMG..

Kaila______sir wat happened to ur ring?? u forgot in the room again...u should be careful its expensive all room service wont be loyal like....

before she complete the man look n finds out she was right...he frreaks...OK i got to rush to cops...is my cab ready and b4 he hears the response he runs out.....
and kails is puzzled....and after that a old couple approaches her n says

Oldcouple__________man....we would like to bring u to ur notice that the who just rushed out was very rude to us last nite....when we confronted him he said his name is Matt and he works for hotel....can you please watch out for him

Kaila_____(confused)no he is no matt n he doesnt work for us...

THE END

Elca's future plans

nenu retire ipothunna in 6 months...dont want to work anymore...walmart lo oka trolley theeskuni nalugu plastic covers ettukuni homeless ga set avvali ani plan...bored with life...neeku kavalantey ingo trolley theeskunta...roju life legavatam food stamps kosam ethakatam and thinatam thongdam...inga emi other issues undavu...peaceful life...

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simham tho veta, bala tho mandhu sitting ,darren tho disco

Elcamino Live with Elcananda on Moral policing - A

Last week few fundamentalists attacked a group of uth coupling in public places behind bushes and kicked the crap out of em. This issue caused a lot of pain for swami elcananda as the accused who attacked the Uth were found out to be his disciples. Swamiji had to face lot of wrath from media n society for this and he is coming onto our show to give his insights into the whole ordeal and where he stands on moral policing....
Please elcome swami elcananda

ElcaminoLive____________Swami elcananda goru....elcome back...how u doing?

Elcananda____not good andi...not good at all...dhigajaripothunnai andi....

ElcaminoLive_____I mean age ipothundhi kadhandi... hernia is common

Elcananda_____chasss...aa jaratam kadhandi....values dhigajaaripothunnai...desha yuvatha paschatya prabhavam valla sampradhyama marsipoyi che che che

ElcaminoLive_____antey ninna jarigina issue lo mee disciples ni support sesthara???

Elcananda_____Kudos to them andi...kudos....system viphalimanaffudu citizen becomes citizen kane means a citizen with a kane in his hand

ElcaminoLive_____Kaani elcananda goru abbaiki ammai ki ok iithey madhya lo mee baadha eti???

Elcananda_____ Ok endhandi?....maa disciples girl frens lekunda , social skills lekunda figurlani patainchaleka sathamavuthuntey ollu happy gaa coupling seskuntara...idhekkadi nyayam andi??

ElcaminoLive_____ kaani meeru ennani aapagalaru...public place kaabatti aaparu adhey vollu room lo lock seskuntey meerem seyyagalary...u r waging a losing battle anipinchatledha

Elcananda_____idhi first step...next 6 months every illu in india lo memu spy cams eduthunnam...

ElcaminoLive_____ Prathi intlo naa??


Elcananda_____ Avunandi...pelli iina tharwatha emanna seskovacchu ani oka vargam feel avuthundhi...pelli sex kosamatandi???....kaadhu...sex fun kosamamtandi???...kaadhu.....so maa cameralu avasaram lekunda any maga aada dhaggaravvagaaney maaku monitors pina red light eligi mammalni alert sesthai...maa networkd pathi oollo pathi peta lo undhi...evaruu thaffinchukolru...

first rule... safe period lo when no conception can happen then No Sex
raahu kaalam lo no sex
pandaga poota no sex
working times lo no sex
naa frogram tv lo vachey time lo no sex

ElcaminoLive_____Swami goru...dats mom....kurroll elaa control cheskuntarandi

Elcananda_____aa dhemudu chethulu icchadu...imagination ki mind icchadu...inthaki minchi emi cheppalenu

ElcaminoLive_____ U mean u want them to masturbate?

Elcananda_____ I prefer to call it as "Swamayam Seva"




ElcaminoLive____

Elcamino about providing Story/Screenplay to Shekhar Kammula

nenoka erotic crime thriller where a hot axss 27yr old psychiatrist seducing n manipulating young rich professionals with her looks n charm n her mind games n killin n stealin from them ani oka script istha kummula ki...aa script sadhivi first kummula moorcha pothadu...kurrodi weak...blood antey padipothadu...
kurrod therukuni lesi mickey kurronni BG score kottamantadu...vadu background lo..."maa psycho thalliki malle poo dhanda antadu"...
dhaniki kummula directin...veroine nidra lesi valla bamma ondina pongali thini...thella seera kattukuntey valla amma broken telugu lo "erra seera kattuko" ano dnguledithey ..veroine disturn iyyi road lo raja ni kalisi adi shoulderpina edsi peeka kosi sampestha untadhi anukuntunna

Elcamino about Rajani's Baba movie

Eajani audience ki little n grooming finger soosithey audience rajani ki middle finger soociharu.

Elcamino about Molatadu

long long ago when underwears were not in existence and the concept of belts was no where in sight and everytime a loose panche slipping was leading to revealing of junk n losing of respect n causing embarassement to men , the then verace of east "yogi vemana desginer wears" came with this concept of molathadu....its a very basic concept...u tie a thin but strong rope around ur waist...and every time u wear a panche or pyant u make sure u tuck that in to this rope and then u rome free like an innocent little kid in a village not worrying about shame or embarassment....this molathadus saved the honor of millions of men ....

Congratulations to Elcamino on getting married

Just got the certified copy from court....someone took my last name lol....iam feeling very important....chala casual ga approach ayya but notary vows sadhavathuntey v pack iyyayi entee responsibilty ani....
had a small ceremony over weekend....baaney bokka padindhi....maa ayya elcamino sr seppinattu indian pilla ni arranged couplng anuntey oka 3c anna katnam plus every day lunch thread lo indian curries etteyvanni;) but went for other route....donno wat i got myself into will see wat happens....known each other since 2 years....i hope it lasts atleast 10 years...i mean considering my dementic personality i will be happy with 10 and with travel it would be easily achieved...wat say....just wanted to share with u guys....enthina oka db vallam....
talk to yall later....please etuvanti stars eyyakandi dats moms life(danemma jeevitam ani :D)....


Elca mama, congratulations from all your CCDB well wishers

Quentin Tarantino Remakes Sholay

Movie starts....

Dark screen....and the following quote appear in white

"A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds always green"

Then a wide shot of a ruthless landscape of UP (Omkaara first shot location typu)..... then screen goes dark again and it comes alive with top angle shot ...(killbill climax lo lucy liu secretary trapping scene tyfu)...NO BG score watsoever....
There are two small elevations on that landsacape about 100m from each other....hiding behind one elevation is 4 bandits dressed in bandit attires.....
Then hiding behind the second elevation are Jai and veeru.....
and the camera settles on them....and Jai starts talking

Jai_____Do u know why they named this town rampur??

Veeru____long long ago this place was ruled by raja ram singh...so it got its name after him....

Jai_______who told u this?

Veeru____basanthi

(jai gives his deadpan smile.... and brings out a revolver into the frame)....

Jai____yeh chuthiyen Gabbar ke aur kitney chamchey bache hain

Veeru_____we took almost all the gang at that shoot out....i guess it would be below 10....

Now the camera focuses on the right side of Jais abdomen..its bleeding profusely....he sits in a way to hide it from Veeru....

Jai____U see that bridge there?? The plan is You cross it...I cover you then u get help so that we can finish this thing off n we go home n get laid....

Veeru____and wat would u do???

Jai_____someone has to cover u when u run towards that bridge....if we both run for it then who is gonna cover over axss...

Veeru_____U know that iam not that good of a runner....its u who is lean n mean.....its U I think who should go for the bridge....wat if they start running towards me and u miss the shot and I get caught....its a waste...

Jai hands over the binoculars to veeru and says....

Jai____check out the palms of those bandits....

Veeru takes the binoculars and looks at the bandits palms....

Jai_____wat did u see??

Veeru____By studying the lines of their palms I can tell u their life span of those mofos is pretty less n might end anytime sooner in an hour or two atmost....

they both burst into laughter

Veeru_____On a serious note they all have a similar tatoos on their palms...

Jai____exactly....here in Rampur all (Bleeps) (censored...Jai refers to a caste...a predominant upper caste in UP) mandatorily have those tatoos on their palms....

Veeru_____So???

Jai_____well....as u know tthey belong to upper caste and they r sort of managers in that gang....the running and hustling is not their cup of tea....

Veeru____who told u this???

Jai_____Basanthi....

Veeru____when

Jai_____when i was banging her in the back of her cart....

Veeru____mothr fcker (n the break into a fight playfully)

Veeru_____watever....Iam not confortable leaving u alone here.....death or life we shall be together....did u forget we are the last two heterosexual men in this world who would give their life for each other???

Jai_____Nothings gonna happen if u can get ur axss back here in time....and they are only four of them n i can defend them for days with this ammunition.....

Veeru_____No....U leave for the bridge and I will give u cover....

Jai_________its a deadlock....and like always theres only one solution

Veeru____Ohh the coin

Jai_________yess the lucky coin ....it always worked for us till now...remember the jai break n the train wreck....

saying this Jai asks Veeru to call.....Veeru like always calls for heads....

Jai tosses the coin....the camera again is placed to capture that scene from a top view....The coin is tossed in a slow motion towards the camera ...and the screen goes black again with only the coin flippin into the blank space.....

and then titles starts rolling....

Tarantinos 8th film....

S H O L A Y.... (with BG score of some soulful crooning by nancy sinatra or mohd rafi or some blues mujic by santana).....

And after titles.....

Chapter 1

The Jail Break

(Dialogues need to be improvised ...but i think he would definitely approach the movie and start it like this)

Rajusk Comedy post

Red Ravino786 "swasanredemsen" choodaganey Rajusk brother ki tana pata gnapakalu gurtochhayi anta. In his words

Ee thread choosthe naaku oka chinnapudu incident gurthu vachindi..

Appatlo Hyderabad lo Lamba theater famous...naa chinnappudu dosth..ippatki manchi dosth..okadu Bakery person unnadu..vaadu almost illiterate kinda lekka..kaani bakery items matram katthi laaga sesthad..

Vaadu oka roju vachi " arey mai Thel Maalish cinema dekha re, masth hai" annaadu

maaku samajh kaale...ee Thel Maalish cinema endi vaya ani..okati rendu rojulu tharuvatha atununchi pothunte ..poster kanapadindi..

Adi Thelma and Louise Movie ani...

CCDB Remake of God Father

Just KAAMEDY ki ...serious ga theeskokandi
Story expect sesinollu manasulo ettukondi
Casting


Don Corleone(Marlon Brando)___________KKD bedar(leader of PRP party in DB...sensible person....popular among DBers for giving health tips...rivals envy him for his popularity)

Micael Corleone(Al Pacino)___________Nani Bedar....(thakkuva posts esthadu...ekkuva observe setthad...just like michael...KKD main strength)

Sunny Corleone___________Bazooka (hot headed...temperamental...just like sonny..KKD gang)

Tom Hagen(Consigliori)_______Rajusk Bedar(experienced...calm...composed....matured...chief advisor to KKD)

Freddo___________Pavala(Sensitive...weak will not abuse in DB...KKD gang)

Peter Clemenza______Cycle Bedar.....Faithful to KKD and helps Michael in DBs

Capt. McCluskey(Corrupt NY cop)_____Corrupt CCDB MOD...kaiserzosei

Virgil Sollozo_________Edle bedar (opposition to KKD...wants to bring congi principles in DB)

Don Emilio Barzini ___________Guruji (opposition to KKD bedar main illain...mixed with sollozo to ban KKD gang..)

deniki mana Red Ravino786 brother post

Ecla nenu godfather gurinchi vinna till today soodaledhu ..
nenu soosina english movies forest gump, coming to america, titanic, anaconda, something special about marry, swasanredemson, bambi, alwin and chipmunks, finding nemo, ...till today theatre lo english movie soodaledhu

Elcamino: guruji wats this movie "swasanredemson" ya.....

Ravino786: some jail break bagundhi ..too cool swashank redemshun

Back to Story

Technicians

Dialogues_______SAVAGE,CHIVUKS


Music____MAVERICK( fullu death metal kummeyali)


Costumes______Hugoboss


Dances____Chiru_fan

Stunts_________Sagar

Casting____SACHIN


Editing___CCDB mods

Auditor____Tinku

Art Direction____Anand

Director of Photography_____Unorthodox


Story____Mario_Puzo

Screenplay_____Dhaarkaar

Producer______True Indian

Direction______ EL

Movie Starts with KKD bedar Opening a Thread to celebrate his 10000 posts....
fullu thread lo celebrations...Churu fan mama direction lo Theen maar icons.....
KKD bedar andhariki aa thread lo free health tips isthuntad....KKD bedar work lo busy undatam valla Rajusk and Bazooka dbers questions sadhivi offline lo KKD bedar ki messages edithey KKD bedar vacchi solutions septhuntad.....
Nani Bedar DBing ki kottha so akkadakkada ok apost esi ROM lo ekkuva sepu silent ga untaadu....

Elcamanio about Sri Krishna Devarayalu caste

krishnadevaraya dad is munnur kapu n mom is bheemavaram raju....so his caste is munnavaram kaju....first of its kind and so he became famous...

Elcamino Live with Swami Elcananda

Today in our show we are going to talk to the most controversial n popular saint in recent times sri sri elcananda ....he claims he is the real spiritual guru of swami vivekananda and all that u hear about paramahamsa being the vivekanandas guru is fake news....elcananda claims he is the most fofular hindu saint in world and he has an ashram everywhere including pandora....
Recently his sex tape with namitha caused a huge uproar in the nation with his devotees commiting suicide seeing him in such compromisng positions....he says the video is morphed....
He is planning to start a big crusade against Xtian conversions and he chose our program elcamino live to kick start his campaign....
so we are going to talk to him about everything....
lets welcome sri sri elcananda.....



Elcamino Live______ elcanada garu welcome to Elcamino live...where all caminos meet

Swami Elcananda_________

Elcamino Live______ Chaala aggressive ga unnaru...ee getup BG eti??

Swami Elcananda________crusader get up...dharma yuddham

Elcamino Live____ok...ikkada yuddham seyytaniki raledhu kaabatti aa karra ni pakkanetti ee chair lo settle avvandi....our first question...inni rojulu calm ga unna meeru sudden ippudu Xtian conversion pina padatam ki reason mee sex tape valla occhina bad name ni hype ni ee news tho cover sesey plan ani mee opponents claiming....mee samadhanam???

Swami Elcananda________dhenikina timing important...it has nothing to do with sex tapes....sachin tendulkar ni innirojulu double century kottaledhu mari monna endhuku kottav antey em septhadu??? but apart from timing there was ingo balamina incident

ElcmainoLive______which is???

Swami Elcananda________monnati varaku xtian conversion orgs were targetting underprivileged n unknowns...kaani recently they coverted a famour hindu poet n a lyricist n musician n my spiritual guru....aa dhebbaki naaku block iindhi...eeroju athanu tommorow wat??? nannu kooda convert sesthara??? andhukey ee dharma yuddham

ElcmainoLive______OMG antha pani chesara....inthaki aa musician n poet n lyricist n ur spiritul guru evaru???

Swami Elcananda____MM Keeravani

Elcamino Live______ayana telugu lo isthadu...meeru malayali ani seppukuntaru...mari elaa parichayam

Swami Elcananda_____any bhasha ...single violin...dats keeravani

Elcamino Live______inthaki ayana mee pina elaa impression create sesadu....was that his music???

Swami Elcananda_____No....athanu songs kooda rasthadu...he was a lyricist too...ayana mid 90s lo rasina oka paata maa jeevithanni subsequebtly maa bhakthula jeevithalani marchesidhi

Elcamino Live______maa audience kosam koddhiga aa literature inpisthara?

Swami Elcananda______thappa kunda

"Kappuko....yay...dhuppati ...yay...salesthey....ah ah
Koruko...yay....kaugili...gilesthey....ah ah....
bleep bleep bleep
swargam antey pina kaadhu kindhaney undhi soosukoooo...yay....

Elcamino Live______Swamiji u sure this song changed ur life n impressed u to accept him as ur guru

Swami Elcananda_____life changing song andi adhi....

Elcamino Live______maaku alaa anipichatam ledhey

Swami Elcananda_____salesthey dhuppati kappuko....manam regular chesey instinct reaction ni ayana aa paatalo cheppatam....

gilesthey kaugilinchuko....rasa spandhana kaliginappudu female bhakthuralani kougilinchukovala vaddha ani dilemna lo undeyvanni....ee line lo ayana saliki dhuppati elantidho rasa spandhana kaugili alantidhi ani seppi naa n naa bhakthula siggu n bidiyam ni okka dhebbatho fata fanchalu sesina mahanubhavudu.....

ayana seppinattu nadusukuntey swargmam bhumi meedhey soodochu ani cheppina sookshma gnani....

Elcamino Live______perspectives....

Swami Elcananda_____ejjactly....ayanni kooda convert sesarandi...convert sesaru....

Elcamino Live______So mee approach enti....meru kooda other orgs laaga conversion kurrolla pina padi kodathara leka ingo approach emina undha

Swami Elcananda_____Ledhu....memu vallaki valla bhashalo ney cheptham

Elcamino Live______antey meeru elli xtians ni hindus gaa convert sesthara

Swami Elcananda_____Ejjactly....kaani iam going to attack them in their own backyard....ekkadinundi iithey funds osthunnayo akkadey attack....USA n Europe n Pacific Nations....memu oka movement start seyyabothunnam....Hindu conversions...

Elcamino Live______But ela chestharu??? meeru kooda xtian conv orgs laaga convert iithey cash n milk n grocesries schemes edathara???

Swami Elcananda_____Cash n Milk schemes aa desallo workout avvavandi....mana desham lo basic necessities ki kashtam ga undhi kaabatti they r luring our hindus with cash .... so it wont work to convert already well todo xtians in western nations in to hindus with cash

Elcamino Live______so meeru em seyyabothunnaru

Swami Elcananda_____okkasaari kadupu nindi....bank lo balance untey meeru next em sestharu???

Elcamino Live______ummm....world tour esthanadi....

Swami Elcananda_____mee pindam....ok....meeru waste (and swamiji turns to our female correspondent and asks her)

Nuvvu seppamma ....nee dhaggara silli gavva ledhu refrigerator lo food ledhu...nenu neeku food konicchi extra ga oka 100$ isthey em sesthavu

Female Correspondent______elli fair n lovely n ponds powder n lip glow n makeup kit n hair straightener n hair curler etc kontandi...

Swami Elcananda_____ejjactly...show iina tharwatha o sari kanapadandi...avanni konsithanu

Elcamino Live______antey ??? meeru???

Swami Elcananda_____okkasari kadupunindinollaki next cosmtic pina manasu elthadhi....we are going to target that..and our target is to only convert woman from 21 to 40....vallu convert iithey valla families automatic ga avuthai

Elcamino Live______antey meeru western xtian adollaki ki fair n lovely konicchi hindus ga marusthara??

Swami Elcananda_____thamari shardham....makeup kit lu fair n lovely not enough to lure them to change religion

Elcamino Live______mari em seyyabothunnaru saami???

Swami Elcananda_____free breast implants....

Elcamino Live______wwat the XXXX (Bleep)

Swami Elcananda_____ejjactly....if they convert we will sponsor for breast enhancments....okkasari eppudina donation for breast implants ani google lo search seyyandi...enthamandhi abhagyurallu kanpadatharo ....mee kallu semarasthai...

Elcamino Live______Tit for Tat annattu

Swami Elcananda_____No...Kim kardhashian for keeravani

Elcamino Live______swamiji iam not an expert in religion but idhi sesthey Mimmalni hinduism nunchi tharimi dhobbutharu anukuntunna....

Swami Elcananda_____I dont care...crusade is not easy....but i hope i reach my goal

Elcamino Live______which is

Swami Elcananda_____100000 conversions in one month

Elcamino Live______antey 200000 breats...wow.... anyways we wish u luck with ur crusade....oka last question...out of topic but mee controversial sex video gurinchi...

Swami Elcananda_____adganadi....

Elcamino Live______meeremo face morphed annaru....kaani andhulo unna vyakthi tatoos kooda mee tatoos ki perfect resemblance...mari morping ela chesaru???

Swami Elcananda_____yes face is morphed...but naa face kaadhu namitha dhi...actual video lo undedhi shakeela....namitha ani morphing sesaru

Elcamino Live______wtf ...antey ???meeru ...nijangaaney??? aa video lo???

Swami Elcananda_____Sarvejana Sukhini Bhavanthu

elcmaino live soosthuney undandi every now n then....

Elcamino about creation of new castes

papi(another DB member)...u vulgar fella....
anyways papi ee kamma reddy brahmins kapu mala madhiga fights ekkuvavuthunnai plus 1000s of years nundi ee caste perlu same.. so abuse kooda same n boring ya...so i have an idea...we got to create new castes
kamma+Brahmin = kabra
brahmin+kapu=bapu
kamma+reddy=kaddy
reddy+kapu = repu
reddy+madhiga=readyiga
brahmin+mala=brala
reddy+kamma=remma
mala+kamma=mamma
madhiga+kapu=mapu

U know....we need new castes.

In response to above post, another DB member Kinga_Bonga posted

tamud kamma + kapu combination marchipoinattunaav
Kamma + Kapu = Kampu elaagundhi?

Elcamino about Santi Swaroop Caste

santhi swaroop caste people originally are from northern part of eastern coastal western pensinsula of southern india.....

their caste is "gomma" .... gonthuni nammukuni bathikeyvallu....

richard attenborough 1904 lo raasina caste n kampu vol2 lo its quoted "gomma lani chusi all india radio bhayadauthundhi" ...which means ekkada radio station kanapadithey akkada gommalu news sadhivesey vallu.... and from air they ventured into doordarshan and from their to tv9....
but ee rojullo vallaki kasi poindhi...pathi konkiska caste odu kooda news sadhivesthannadu....