Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Elcamino Live with Swami Elcananda

Today in our show we are going to talk to the most controversial n popular saint in recent times sri sri elcananda ....he claims he is the real spiritual guru of swami vivekananda and all that u hear about paramahamsa being the vivekanandas guru is fake news....elcananda claims he is the most fofular hindu saint in world and he has an ashram everywhere including pandora....
Recently his sex tape with namitha caused a huge uproar in the nation with his devotees commiting suicide seeing him in such compromisng positions....he says the video is morphed....
He is planning to start a big crusade against Xtian conversions and he chose our program elcamino live to kick start his campaign....
so we are going to talk to him about everything....
lets welcome sri sri elcananda.....



Elcamino Live______ elcanada garu welcome to Elcamino live...where all caminos meet

Swami Elcananda_________

Elcamino Live______ Chaala aggressive ga unnaru...ee getup BG eti??

Swami Elcananda________crusader get up...dharma yuddham

Elcamino Live____ok...ikkada yuddham seyytaniki raledhu kaabatti aa karra ni pakkanetti ee chair lo settle avvandi....our first question...inni rojulu calm ga unna meeru sudden ippudu Xtian conversion pina padatam ki reason mee sex tape valla occhina bad name ni hype ni ee news tho cover sesey plan ani mee opponents claiming....mee samadhanam???

Swami Elcananda________dhenikina timing important...it has nothing to do with sex tapes....sachin tendulkar ni innirojulu double century kottaledhu mari monna endhuku kottav antey em septhadu??? but apart from timing there was ingo balamina incident

ElcmainoLive______which is???

Swami Elcananda________monnati varaku xtian conversion orgs were targetting underprivileged n unknowns...kaani recently they coverted a famour hindu poet n a lyricist n musician n my spiritual guru....aa dhebbaki naaku block iindhi...eeroju athanu tommorow wat??? nannu kooda convert sesthara??? andhukey ee dharma yuddham

ElcmainoLive______OMG antha pani chesara....inthaki aa musician n poet n lyricist n ur spiritul guru evaru???

Swami Elcananda____MM Keeravani

Elcamino Live______ayana telugu lo isthadu...meeru malayali ani seppukuntaru...mari elaa parichayam

Swami Elcananda_____any bhasha ...single violin...dats keeravani

Elcamino Live______inthaki ayana mee pina elaa impression create sesadu....was that his music???

Swami Elcananda_____No....athanu songs kooda rasthadu...he was a lyricist too...ayana mid 90s lo rasina oka paata maa jeevithanni subsequebtly maa bhakthula jeevithalani marchesidhi

Elcamino Live______maa audience kosam koddhiga aa literature inpisthara?

Swami Elcananda______thappa kunda

"Kappuko....yay...dhuppati ...yay...salesthey....ah ah
Koruko...yay....kaugili...gilesthey....ah ah....
bleep bleep bleep
swargam antey pina kaadhu kindhaney undhi soosukoooo...yay....

Elcamino Live______Swamiji u sure this song changed ur life n impressed u to accept him as ur guru

Swami Elcananda_____life changing song andi adhi....

Elcamino Live______maaku alaa anipichatam ledhey

Swami Elcananda_____salesthey dhuppati kappuko....manam regular chesey instinct reaction ni ayana aa paatalo cheppatam....

gilesthey kaugilinchuko....rasa spandhana kaliginappudu female bhakthuralani kougilinchukovala vaddha ani dilemna lo undeyvanni....ee line lo ayana saliki dhuppati elantidho rasa spandhana kaugili alantidhi ani seppi naa n naa bhakthula siggu n bidiyam ni okka dhebbatho fata fanchalu sesina mahanubhavudu.....

ayana seppinattu nadusukuntey swargmam bhumi meedhey soodochu ani cheppina sookshma gnani....

Elcamino Live______perspectives....

Swami Elcananda_____ejjactly....ayanni kooda convert sesarandi...convert sesaru....

Elcamino Live______So mee approach enti....meru kooda other orgs laaga conversion kurrolla pina padi kodathara leka ingo approach emina undha

Swami Elcananda_____Ledhu....memu vallaki valla bhashalo ney cheptham

Elcamino Live______antey meeru elli xtians ni hindus gaa convert sesthara

Swami Elcananda_____Ejjactly....kaani iam going to attack them in their own backyard....ekkadinundi iithey funds osthunnayo akkadey attack....USA n Europe n Pacific Nations....memu oka movement start seyyabothunnam....Hindu conversions...

Elcamino Live______But ela chestharu??? meeru kooda xtian conv orgs laaga convert iithey cash n milk n grocesries schemes edathara???

Swami Elcananda_____Cash n Milk schemes aa desallo workout avvavandi....mana desham lo basic necessities ki kashtam ga undhi kaabatti they r luring our hindus with cash .... so it wont work to convert already well todo xtians in western nations in to hindus with cash

Elcamino Live______so meeru em seyyabothunnaru

Swami Elcananda_____okkasaari kadupu nindi....bank lo balance untey meeru next em sestharu???

Elcamino Live______ummm....world tour esthanadi....

Swami Elcananda_____mee pindam....ok....meeru waste (and swamiji turns to our female correspondent and asks her)

Nuvvu seppamma ....nee dhaggara silli gavva ledhu refrigerator lo food ledhu...nenu neeku food konicchi extra ga oka 100$ isthey em sesthavu

Female Correspondent______elli fair n lovely n ponds powder n lip glow n makeup kit n hair straightener n hair curler etc kontandi...

Swami Elcananda_____ejjactly...show iina tharwatha o sari kanapadandi...avanni konsithanu

Elcamino Live______antey ??? meeru???

Swami Elcananda_____okkasari kadupunindinollaki next cosmtic pina manasu elthadhi....we are going to target that..and our target is to only convert woman from 21 to 40....vallu convert iithey valla families automatic ga avuthai

Elcamino Live______antey meeru western xtian adollaki ki fair n lovely konicchi hindus ga marusthara??

Swami Elcananda_____thamari shardham....makeup kit lu fair n lovely not enough to lure them to change religion

Elcamino Live______mari em seyyabothunnaru saami???

Swami Elcananda_____free breast implants....

Elcamino Live______wwat the XXXX (Bleep)

Swami Elcananda_____ejjactly....if they convert we will sponsor for breast enhancments....okkasari eppudina donation for breast implants ani google lo search seyyandi...enthamandhi abhagyurallu kanpadatharo ....mee kallu semarasthai...

Elcamino Live______Tit for Tat annattu

Swami Elcananda_____No...Kim kardhashian for keeravani

Elcamino Live______swamiji iam not an expert in religion but idhi sesthey Mimmalni hinduism nunchi tharimi dhobbutharu anukuntunna....

Swami Elcananda_____I dont care...crusade is not easy....but i hope i reach my goal

Elcamino Live______which is

Swami Elcananda_____100000 conversions in one month

Elcamino Live______antey 200000 breats...wow.... anyways we wish u luck with ur crusade....oka last question...out of topic but mee controversial sex video gurinchi...

Swami Elcananda_____adganadi....

Elcamino Live______meeremo face morphed annaru....kaani andhulo unna vyakthi tatoos kooda mee tatoos ki perfect resemblance...mari morping ela chesaru???

Swami Elcananda_____yes face is morphed...but naa face kaadhu namitha dhi...actual video lo undedhi shakeela....namitha ani morphing sesaru

Elcamino Live______wtf ...antey ???meeru ...nijangaaney??? aa video lo???

Swami Elcananda_____Sarvejana Sukhini Bhavanthu

elcmaino live soosthuney undandi every now n then....




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