There are epic movies,great movies,good movies,avg movies,bad movies,worst movies and there is another special genre of movies beyond being called worst and those are known in our db world as Bala Movies. Now a movie will fall into a bala movie cateogry if that movies causes a embarassment for fans n well wishers of that hero who is making a mockery of himself on the screen and which becomes a Youtube sensation...Puli my frens is not a worst movie but its a bala movie...
The plot of the film will not intrigue even the likes of a 3 yr old....a pregnant widow destroyed by the evils of the system rasing her kid to fix the system....wtfffffff
screenplay of the movie will give the imagination of a mentally retarded a tough compeition....
And the execution will leave u in depair asking for mercy....
And the characters my frens...these are not characters these are caricatures....
Heros Mom...dats mom...she is a major contender for most violent mom award tying up with taluri rameshwari from nijam....she screams...she yells....she sprints a finishes a 100m dash with in 10seconds that too with a heavily pregnant belly....she takes shoe kicks and heavy stones to her womb ....she swims in rain water...she jumps from cliffs....but she never dies...she is like that characters we see in spoof flicks like scary movies where no matter wat u do the character wont die....dhenamma
Then the heroine....she keeps it simple man....just like many heroines in our past movies....she wants sex...dats it...no ifs no buts...she just wants to get laid....and she does her part good....
Then the villain manoj bajpai....well he has his own way of passing time...when he is not target practicing on pregnat womens belly with shoe n stone he makes the men in khakhi uniform disappear... wat he does with them god only knows...mey be he has a fetish for men in uniform...and he overacts...i mean he hams so bad the comedian in the flick ali can come across more cruel than manoj....
And then there is our pawan...dude I wont say anything regards ur performance...in one word it sucks...but ur brother acted in almost 150 movies...and in his career he had his own share of debacles...he acted in several worst movies but never ever a bala movie...movies like big boss in which audience were screaming with restlessness....but once they were out of theatre or while they r in it....not once i mean not once someone pointed that chirus dance was bad , dialogue delivery was bad or his action sucked....he gave 100% to every movie and never made a mockery of himself in the whole movie....
So if ur reading this then go get a reality check ...revisit ur priorities...and ask urself wtf ur doing in a movie like puli and why the fck ur embarassing ur fans....if ur making movies like doing a favor for fans then better stop it....dont embarass urself n ur fans n well wishers....ur way way better than this....
Pawan fans....trust me...if u didnt watch the movie...stay away....
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