Friday, November 19, 2010

edukondalavaaadaaa...enkatesaaaaa -- Elca's Namo Venkatesa Review




This is how you will be screeamin n pullin ur hair while walkin out of the theatre after watchin namo enkatesaaa.....
There are quite a few movies that come once in while n challenge the very basic passion of a movie geek n make him lose his love for motion pictures n namo enkatesaa is one among that league...
The movie is about paris prasad (Brahmi in a lead role)...a con man,a joker,a street smart,a loser,a sadist u can call him watever u want...he is a resident in europe n he organizes cultural events for NRIs by bringing entertainers from desham....and when u see those entertainers u feel pity for those nris who will be payin to see such talenteless bunch...and brahmi uses all his crooked skills to rip off these entertainers by not payin the agreed remunerations....
Paris prasad owes some money to local banks and he is chased by a debt collector and to get ride of him he relies on his filthy rich niece trisha to get him out of this mess....but fate plays a wicked game and trisha lands up in india and gets house arrested n is made to marry somone against her wish...
she promises brahmi that if he can get her out of this predicament she can help him with his debts...
So brahmi schemes a plan....he finds enkata ramana(enkatesh in a supportin role) an innocent naive n desperately lookin for marriage middle aged loser and he convinces him that trisha loves him n she needs his help and they together go to desham to help trish....
and wat happens next is that even a 2 year old can decipher...its so damn predictable....every dialogue n every scene is nostalgic....every expression n every gesture has a deja vu feelin about it....every song makes u hurl abuses on the music director ....
The performances are horrible...brahmi literally carries the movie on his shoulders...and he is irritating....I donno wats wrong with AP audience to embrace him movie after movie in such a predictable roles.....
Trisha plays the role of a damsel in distress yet again....she is very subdued n nice n well mannered....but wait she has body art over her left breast....makes u wonder wat a wild character she might be....but she ends up sittin b4 god n reciting those good old hymns and once in a while flashin that tatoo confusing uth audience either to feel lust for her or to have love for her.....
venkatesh once again dons the role of a 40 year old virgin full of self pity n who never got laid....he drools so much whenever he sees trisha that u wonder if the theatre is going to be flooded....and he displays his trade mark puppy crying for food n an orphan cravin for love looks whenever he has to sacrifice trisha....its such a character that no self respecting man would portray and with whom no woman can fall in love with but as usual he gets the girl....
The rest of the cast is disgusting....

This movie makes a mockery of ur intelligence....it makes u feel bad about urself....it gives u a inferiority complex for chosing to spend ur evening like this....it disturbs the equilibrium of ur brain n make u go insane so much that ur going to yell at the first person u r going to talk after seein this movie....

Spending 3 hrs sitting on ur couch n starin at ur wall
spending 3 hrs prickin ur skin with a safety pin
spending 3 hrs watchin a rerun of malayalam dubbbin of vijayendra verma on ETV kerala
spendin 3 hrs squirrell cathin
spending 3 hrs discussing with darren in CCDB

is better spent than wastin 3hrs watchin this movie...

I beg u to stay away...

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