Showing posts with label Movie. Show all posts
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Quentin Tarantino Remakes Sholay

Movie starts....

Dark screen....and the following quote appear in white

"A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds always green"

Then a wide shot of a ruthless landscape of UP (Omkaara first shot location typu)..... then screen goes dark again and it comes alive with top angle shot ...(killbill climax lo lucy liu secretary trapping scene tyfu)...NO BG score watsoever....
There are two small elevations on that landsacape about 100m from each other....hiding behind one elevation is 4 bandits dressed in bandit attires.....
Then hiding behind the second elevation are Jai and veeru.....
and the camera settles on them....and Jai starts talking

Jai_____Do u know why they named this town rampur??

Veeru____long long ago this place was ruled by raja ram singh...so it got its name after him....

Jai_______who told u this?

Veeru____basanthi

(jai gives his deadpan smile.... and brings out a revolver into the frame)....

Jai____yeh chuthiyen Gabbar ke aur kitney chamchey bache hain

Veeru_____we took almost all the gang at that shoot out....i guess it would be below 10....

Now the camera focuses on the right side of Jais abdomen..its bleeding profusely....he sits in a way to hide it from Veeru....

Jai____U see that bridge there?? The plan is You cross it...I cover you then u get help so that we can finish this thing off n we go home n get laid....

Veeru____and wat would u do???

Jai_____someone has to cover u when u run towards that bridge....if we both run for it then who is gonna cover over axss...

Veeru_____U know that iam not that good of a runner....its u who is lean n mean.....its U I think who should go for the bridge....wat if they start running towards me and u miss the shot and I get caught....its a waste...

Jai hands over the binoculars to veeru and says....

Jai____check out the palms of those bandits....

Veeru takes the binoculars and looks at the bandits palms....

Jai_____wat did u see??

Veeru____By studying the lines of their palms I can tell u their life span of those mofos is pretty less n might end anytime sooner in an hour or two atmost....

they both burst into laughter

Veeru_____On a serious note they all have a similar tatoos on their palms...

Jai____exactly....here in Rampur all (Bleeps) (censored...Jai refers to a caste...a predominant upper caste in UP) mandatorily have those tatoos on their palms....

Veeru_____So???

Jai_____well....as u know tthey belong to upper caste and they r sort of managers in that gang....the running and hustling is not their cup of tea....

Veeru____who told u this???

Jai_____Basanthi....

Veeru____when

Jai_____when i was banging her in the back of her cart....

Veeru____mothr fcker (n the break into a fight playfully)

Veeru_____watever....Iam not confortable leaving u alone here.....death or life we shall be together....did u forget we are the last two heterosexual men in this world who would give their life for each other???

Jai_____Nothings gonna happen if u can get ur axss back here in time....and they are only four of them n i can defend them for days with this ammunition.....

Veeru_____No....U leave for the bridge and I will give u cover....

Jai_________its a deadlock....and like always theres only one solution

Veeru____Ohh the coin

Jai_________yess the lucky coin ....it always worked for us till now...remember the jai break n the train wreck....

saying this Jai asks Veeru to call.....Veeru like always calls for heads....

Jai tosses the coin....the camera again is placed to capture that scene from a top view....The coin is tossed in a slow motion towards the camera ...and the screen goes black again with only the coin flippin into the blank space.....

and then titles starts rolling....

Tarantinos 8th film....

S H O L A Y.... (with BG score of some soulful crooning by nancy sinatra or mohd rafi or some blues mujic by santana).....

And after titles.....

Chapter 1

The Jail Break :D

(Dialogues need to be improvised ...but i think he would definitely approach the movie and start it like this)
Align Center

CCDB Remake of God Father

Just KAAMEDY ki ...serious ga theeskokandi:D
Story expect sesinollu manasulo ettukondi:D
Casting


Don Corleone(Marlon Brando)___________KKD bedar(leader of PRP party in DB...sensible person....popular among DBers for giving health tips...rivals envy him for his popularity)

Micael Corleone(Al Pacino)___________Nani Bedar....(thakkuva posts esthadu...ekkuva observe setthad...just like michael...KKD main strength)

Sunny Corleone___________Bazooka (hot headed...temperamental...just like sonny..KKD gang)

Tom Hagen(Consigliori)_______Rajusk Bedar(experienced...calm...composed....matured...chief advisor to KKD)

Freddo___________Pavala(Sensitive...weak will not abuse in DB...KKD gang)

Peter Clemenza______Cycle Bedar.....Faithful to KKD and helps Michael in DBs

Capt. McCluskey(Corrupt NY cop)_____Corrupt CCDB MOD...kaiserzosei

Virgil Sollozo_________Edle bedar (opposition to KKD...wants to bring congi principles in DB)

Don Emilio Barzini ___________Guruji (opposition to KKD bedar main illain...mixed with sollozo to ban KKD gang..)

deniki mana Red Ravino786 brother post

Ecla nenu godfather gurinchi vinna till today soodaledhu ..
nenu soosina english movies forest gump, coming to america, titanic, anaconda, something special about marry, swasanredemson, bambi, alwin and chipmunks, finding nemo, ...till today theatre lo english movie soodaledhu

Elcamino:
guruji wats this movie "swasanredemson" ya.....

Ravino786:
some jail break bagundhi ..too cool swashank redemshun

Back to Story

Technicians

Dialogues_______SAVAGE,CHIVUKS


Music____MAVERICK( fullu death metal kummeyali)


Costumes______Hugoboss


Dances____Chiru_fan

Stunts_________Sagar

Casting____SACHIN


Editing___CCDB mods

Auditor____Tinku

Art Direction____Anand

Director of Photography_____Unorthodox


Story____Mario_Puzo

Screenplay_____Dhaarkaar

Producer______True Indian

Direction______ EL


Movie Starts with KKD bedar Opening a Thread to celebrate his 10000 posts....
fullu thread lo celebrations...Churu fan mama direction lo Theen maar icons.....
KKD bedar andhariki aa thread lo free health tips isthuntad....KKD bedar work lo busy undatam valla Rajusk and Bazooka dbers questions sadhivi offline lo KKD bedar ki messages edithey KKD bedar vacchi solutions septhuntad.....
Nani Bedar DBing ki kottha so akkadakkada ok apost esi ROM lo ekkuva sepu silent ga untaadu....