Elcamino on "Whats driving the life"

Lust n greed for life is driving my life and if those two r not driving anyones they better check themselves b4 they wreck thelselves

A Torture Called PULI

There are epic movies,great movies,good movies,avg movies,bad movies,worst movies and there is another special genre of movies beyond being called worst and those are known in our db world as Bala Movies. Now a movie will fall into a bala movie cateogry if that movies causes a embarassment for fans n well wishers of that hero who is making a mockery of himself on the screen and which becomes a Youtube sensation...Puli my frens is not a worst movie but its a bala movie...

The plot of the film will not intrigue even the likes of a 3 yr old....a pregnant widow destroyed by the evils of the system rasing her kid to fix the system....wtfffffff

screenplay of the movie will give the imagination of a mentally retarded a tough compeition....

And the execution will leave u in depair asking for mercy....

And the characters my frens...these are not characters these are caricatures....

Heros Mom...dats mom...she is a major contender for most violent mom award tying up with taluri rameshwari from nijam....she screams...she yells....she sprints a finishes a 100m dash with in 10seconds that too with a heavily pregnant belly....she takes shoe kicks and heavy stones to her womb ....she swims in rain water...she jumps from cliffs....but she never dies...she is like that characters we see in spoof flicks like scary movies where no matter wat u do the character wont die....dhenamma

Then the heroine....she keeps it simple man....just like many heroines in our past movies....she wants sex...dats it...no ifs no buts...she just wants to get laid....and she does her part good....

Then the villain manoj bajpai....well he has his own way of passing time...when he is not target practicing on pregnat womens belly with shoe n stone he makes the men in khakhi uniform disappear... wat he does with them god only knows...mey be he has a fetish for men in uniform...and he overacts...i mean he hams so bad the comedian in the flick ali can come across more cruel than manoj....

And then there is our pawan...dude I wont say anything regards ur performance...in one word it sucks...but ur brother acted in almost 150 movies...and in his career he had his own share of debacles...he acted in several worst movies but never ever a bala movie...movies like big boss in which audience were screaming with restlessness....but once they were out of theatre or while they r in it....not once i mean not once someone pointed that chirus dance was bad , dialogue delivery was bad or his action sucked....he gave 100% to every movie and never made a mockery of himself in the whole movie....

So if ur reading this then go get a reality check ...revisit ur priorities...and ask urself wtf ur doing in a movie like puli and why the fck ur embarassing ur fans....if ur making movies like doing a favor for fans then better stop it....dont embarass urself n ur fans n well wishers....ur way way better than this....

Pawan fans....trust me...if u didnt watch the movie...stay away....

edukondalavaaadaaa...enkatesaaaaa -- Elca's Namo Venkatesa Review

This is how you will be screeamin n pullin ur hair while walkin out of the theatre after watchin namo enkatesaaa.....
There are quite a few movies that come once in while n challenge the very basic passion of a movie geek n make him lose his love for motion pictures n namo enkatesaa is one among that league...
The movie is about paris prasad (Brahmi in a lead role)...a con man,a joker,a street smart,a loser,a sadist u can call him watever u want...he is a resident in europe n he organizes cultural events for NRIs by bringing entertainers from desham....and when u see those entertainers u feel pity for those nris who will be payin to see such talenteless bunch...and brahmi uses all his crooked skills to rip off these entertainers by not payin the agreed remunerations....
Paris prasad owes some money to local banks and he is chased by a debt collector and to get ride of him he relies on his filthy rich niece trisha to get him out of this mess....but fate plays a wicked game and trisha lands up in india and gets house arrested n is made to marry somone against her wish...
she promises brahmi that if he can get her out of this predicament she can help him with his debts...
So brahmi schemes a plan....he finds enkata ramana(enkatesh in a supportin role) an innocent naive n desperately lookin for marriage middle aged loser and he convinces him that trisha loves him n she needs his help and they together go to desham to help trish....
and wat happens next is that even a 2 year old can decipher...its so damn predictable....every dialogue n every scene is nostalgic....every expression n every gesture has a deja vu feelin about it....every song makes u hurl abuses on the music director ....
The performances are horrible...brahmi literally carries the movie on his shoulders...and he is irritating....I donno wats wrong with AP audience to embrace him movie after movie in such a predictable roles.....
Trisha plays the role of a damsel in distress yet again....she is very subdued n nice n well mannered....but wait she has body art over her left breast....makes u wonder wat a wild character she might be....but she ends up sittin b4 god n reciting those good old hymns and once in a while flashin that tatoo confusing uth audience either to feel lust for her or to have love for her.....
venkatesh once again dons the role of a 40 year old virgin full of self pity n who never got laid....he drools so much whenever he sees trisha that u wonder if the theatre is going to be flooded....and he displays his trade mark puppy crying for food n an orphan cravin for love looks whenever he has to sacrifice trisha....its such a character that no self respecting man would portray and with whom no woman can fall in love with but as usual he gets the girl....
The rest of the cast is disgusting....

This movie makes a mockery of ur intelligence....it makes u feel bad about urself....it gives u a inferiority complex for chosing to spend ur evening like this....it disturbs the equilibrium of ur brain n make u go insane so much that ur going to yell at the first person u r going to talk after seein this movie....

Spending 3 hrs sitting on ur couch n starin at ur wall
spending 3 hrs prickin ur skin with a safety pin
spending 3 hrs watchin a rerun of malayalam dubbbin of vijayendra verma on ETV kerala
spendin 3 hrs squirrell cathin
spending 3 hrs discussing with darren in CCDB

is better spent than wastin 3hrs watchin this movie...

I beg u to stay away...

Random post by Elca on Friday

Just another day in life....one more day started....the office is deserted....me n the two interns , a male and a female are the only one in our team.... the female one is good...she got great axss but her face looks like a horse....they both from university of tampa majoring in accounting...doing the donkey work for us...spreadsheets , mapping taxes u know stuff like that...the couple looks cute...hope they will hook up for the weekend...

and i will be here till 5pm and then iam going to marriott...and u know yesterday the receptionist told me i made it to the top 50 guest list of that hotel and that means in future ,even if the hotel is sold out its their job to get me an accomodation...felt good...i hope they would also include a free bj whenever i check in... and wat that makes me a pervert? are all guys think like me...or iam really messed up... wat would my wife think if iam a pervert....would she nuture me just like how we are going to do it to our dog on nov 29th...

and why should i be married...why cant i just be free....the receptionist is cute...u know she is from south africa....she is black....i mean pure black...not halle berry or beyonce black...she is naomi campbell black....but she is cute...can u believe that? coming from a country where we r so prejudiced against skin complexion n a country which boasts of most sales for fair n lovely n in a country where a girl or guy gets rejected even before knowing each other because they have dark complexion , i found a cute black girl....her eyes are like neon lights...and she is the first person in USA for the past 9 years to pronounce my name exactly as my folks want it to be...

U know who else likes black girls...ro bert de niro...he married a black girl...and he was after naomi campbell too...and if u see his first dorectorial venture "The bronx tales" he cast a black female lead...u know italians are very racists...they dont like blacks at all...and donno how de niro got into it even having a sicilian heritage in him...sicilians are freaking racists u know...

and u know why sicilians have dark hair ...sicily were not like this before...they had blonde hair n blue eyes like rest of the europens...but then one day the moors conquered the sicily....and moors are blacks...in those days if someone conquers someone , the winners religiously rapes all the women of the losers...and moors started to have sex with all sicilian women and then blonde hair hair became black and blue eyes became brown....and u know how i know this? tarantino said this in "True Romance"

True romance wat a movie...but can it happen in real life...can someone fall in love with a prostitute? seriously ... wat about self respect....how can they live when he knows his wife was doing sexual favors for money b4 she met him...is past means nothing...present is everything....so everyones deserves a second chance ??? wat about nazis ....do they deserve second chance too...iam not saying prostitutes and nazis r same...but when it comes to second chances ...does everyone deserve it???And what about modi...wat if india embraces him cause they have no other option other than modi as corrupt congi is raping india and mms is sittin like a cuckold...wtf is wrong with that mms...anyways....

wat is going to happen to congi after....u know wats going to happen...nothing going to happen...they file a case and the cbi comes n it will go for 10 years...and finally the aholes will be left free..and sonia n mms will be giving interviews for ndtv like how they were harassed during 2g scam...u know why i know it...believe it or not money n power rules....it ur ignorant ur blood boils...if ur a wise guy then its

one more scam on one more day...Just another scam on a

just another day....

Elca about RGV making Sarkar in telugu

RGV should remake "Sarkaaaar" with Bala and call the movie as "Balatkaar".....tagline...he rapes u with his emotions