Elca's future plans

nenu retire ipothunna in 6 months...dont want to work anymore...walmart lo oka trolley theeskuni nalugu plastic covers ettukuni homeless ga set avvali ani plan...bored with life...neeku kavalantey ingo trolley theeskunta...roju life legavatam food stamps kosam ethakatam and thinatam thongdam...inga emi other issues undavu...peaceful life...

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simham tho veta, bala tho mandhu sitting ,darren tho disco

Elcamino Live with Elcananda on Moral policing - A

Last week few fundamentalists attacked a group of uth coupling in public places behind bushes and kicked the crap out of em. This issue caused a lot of pain for swami elcananda as the accused who attacked the Uth were found out to be his disciples. Swamiji had to face lot of wrath from media n society for this and he is coming onto our show to give his insights into the whole ordeal and where he stands on moral policing....
Please elcome swami elcananda

ElcaminoLive____________Swami elcananda goru....elcome back...how u doing?

Elcananda____not good andi...not good at all...dhigajaripothunnai andi....

ElcaminoLive_____I mean age ipothundhi kadhandi... hernia is common

Elcananda_____chasss...aa jaratam kadhandi....values dhigajaaripothunnai...desha yuvatha paschatya prabhavam valla sampradhyama marsipoyi che che che

ElcaminoLive_____antey ninna jarigina issue lo mee disciples ni support sesthara???

Elcananda_____Kudos to them andi...kudos....system viphalimanaffudu citizen becomes citizen kane means a citizen with a kane in his hand

ElcaminoLive_____Kaani elcananda goru abbaiki ammai ki ok iithey madhya lo mee baadha eti???

Elcananda_____ Ok endhandi?....maa disciples girl frens lekunda , social skills lekunda figurlani patainchaleka sathamavuthuntey ollu happy gaa coupling seskuntara...idhekkadi nyayam andi??

ElcaminoLive_____ kaani meeru ennani aapagalaru...public place kaabatti aaparu adhey vollu room lo lock seskuntey meerem seyyagalary...u r waging a losing battle anipinchatledha

Elcananda_____idhi first step...next 6 months every illu in india lo memu spy cams eduthunnam...

ElcaminoLive_____ Prathi intlo naa??


Elcananda_____ Avunandi...pelli iina tharwatha emanna seskovacchu ani oka vargam feel avuthundhi...pelli sex kosamatandi???....kaadhu...sex fun kosamamtandi???...kaadhu.....so maa cameralu avasaram lekunda any maga aada dhaggaravvagaaney maaku monitors pina red light eligi mammalni alert sesthai...maa networkd pathi oollo pathi peta lo undhi...evaruu thaffinchukolru...

first rule... safe period lo when no conception can happen then No Sex
raahu kaalam lo no sex
pandaga poota no sex
working times lo no sex
naa frogram tv lo vachey time lo no sex

ElcaminoLive_____Swami goru...dats mom....kurroll elaa control cheskuntarandi

Elcananda_____aa dhemudu chethulu icchadu...imagination ki mind icchadu...inthaki minchi emi cheppalenu

ElcaminoLive_____ U mean u want them to masturbate?

Elcananda_____ I prefer to call it as "Swamayam Seva"




ElcaminoLive____

Elcamino about providing Story/Screenplay to Shekhar Kammula

nenoka erotic crime thriller where a hot axss 27yr old psychiatrist seducing n manipulating young rich professionals with her looks n charm n her mind games n killin n stealin from them ani oka script istha kummula ki...aa script sadhivi first kummula moorcha pothadu...kurrodi weak...blood antey padipothadu...
kurrod therukuni lesi mickey kurronni BG score kottamantadu...vadu background lo..."maa psycho thalliki malle poo dhanda antadu"...
dhaniki kummula directin...veroine nidra lesi valla bamma ondina pongali thini...thella seera kattukuntey valla amma broken telugu lo "erra seera kattuko" ano dnguledithey ..veroine disturn iyyi road lo raja ni kalisi adi shoulderpina edsi peeka kosi sampestha untadhi anukuntunna

Elcamino about Rajani's Baba movie

Eajani audience ki little n grooming finger soosithey audience rajani ki middle finger soociharu.

Elcamino about Molatadu

long long ago when underwears were not in existence and the concept of belts was no where in sight and everytime a loose panche slipping was leading to revealing of junk n losing of respect n causing embarassement to men , the then verace of east "yogi vemana desginer wears" came with this concept of molathadu....its a very basic concept...u tie a thin but strong rope around ur waist...and every time u wear a panche or pyant u make sure u tuck that in to this rope and then u rome free like an innocent little kid in a village not worrying about shame or embarassment....this molathadus saved the honor of millions of men ....

Congratulations to Elcamino on getting married

Just got the certified copy from court....someone took my last name lol....iam feeling very important....chala casual ga approach ayya but notary vows sadhavathuntey v pack iyyayi entee responsibilty ani....
had a small ceremony over weekend....baaney bokka padindhi....maa ayya elcamino sr seppinattu indian pilla ni arranged couplng anuntey oka 3c anna katnam plus every day lunch thread lo indian curries etteyvanni;) but went for other route....donno wat i got myself into will see wat happens....known each other since 2 years....i hope it lasts atleast 10 years...i mean considering my dementic personality i will be happy with 10 and with travel it would be easily achieved...wat say....just wanted to share with u guys....enthina oka db vallam....
talk to yall later....please etuvanti stars eyyakandi dats moms life(danemma jeevitam ani :D)....


Elca mama, congratulations from all your CCDB well wishers