Scene: columbia office
Elca: Sir, good morning
Columbia Rep(CEO): gm gm, meeru yem chesthu vuntaru
Elca: kathalu rasthu vunta sir
Columbia another Rep(Gagu): meeru evitlu
Elca: neee !@#$%$#@^&*(
CR(Gagu): aithe okay
CR(CEO): meeru rasina sample scripts vunnaya?
Elca: vunnai sir, here is my blog sir http://elcaminoisms.blogspot.com/
CR(CEO): who maintains this blog
Elca: My fans sir
CR(KB): yenti writers ki kuda fans vuntara?
Elca: Nuv muy ra !@#$%$#@^&*(
CR(KB): Sir, control control
CR(CEO): How do your fans come to know abt you
Elca: Sir, My name is Elcaminocapastrino
CR(KB) (whispering) : bongu capastrino, veedi peru yenti intha variety ga vundi?inka veedi scripts yentha variety ga vuntai ooo
Elca: Nuv muy, nee bala !@#$%$#@^&*(
CR(CEO): you continue
Elca: CCDB lo nen posts vesthu vundevadni
CR(Kamal): Sir he is sekular, he is sekular, he is sekular
Elca: Nuv muy ra Kamal, nee MODI !@#$%$#@^&*( Goonda ani na hardcore fan sir
CR(KB): aynoka sidanthi veedoka vedanthi
Elca: orey KB ga, nannu rechagottakuuuuuuuu
Friday, August 20, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
A Woman Inside You
Tampa Marriott....time 7.30 PM....in the bar...news reader from the television cbs evening news...."The jacksonville police today declared that the person they claim to be responsible for the murders at the Hyatt is a woman. She is also being held responsible for the twin murders in miami and pensocola beach. They claim her to be a student of psychology.Very attracive and her victims are mostly young professionals staying in hotels. She strikes a conversation n charms her victims n sometimes drugs em n when the victim is vulnerable she steals n sometimes kill em in the process"
a cab comes to a halt at the entrance and a guy in his late 20s gets down from the cab....rushes into the hotel to avoid the rain thats pouring down....
partially wet he moves towards the bar in the hotel....and settles down on a stool at the bar side....ok...
The bartender a fat woman in her 30s....wishes him with a smile....cabarnet ??? the guy nods....and she fills a glass full of cabarnet .... the bar is pretty busy so she starts to attend other patrons....
Now the guy gulps down the wine...looks at his phone for messages...none....stares at his wedding ring....orders for another wine...finsihes it in one gulp and before he got lost in some thoughts a voice gets his attention....he looks towards the voice...a woman in her mid 20s....she is trying to start a conversation with him and the guys says
man____excuse me....
woman_____your card is on the floor....
Man____Oh....thank u...(and picks it and he looks at her ....she will be in her mid 20s...she is wearing a gray corporate suit n its huggin her tightly to reavel the feminine curves...perfectly sculpted with proper workout....she is wearing bebe shoes....lipgloss....but not much make up...but yet lookin too fresh to be coming after a hard days of work....a pointed nose...perfect set of teeth...olive green eyes n brown hair....looking a model who got lost from a ramp n ended in corporate world)
Woman____United mileage plus ehh
Man____yes mam....since 5 years....iam very loyal i guess....
Woman___ a man who is loyal is like a lion who is a vegetarian
Man____I dont know about other men...but loyalty is my prime forte....Once I get a good impression on someting I will be devoted to that person or cause for rest of my life
Woman_____hahaha....they all say that
Man____I donno wat kind of guys u know mam...but u should talk to my wife about me....6 years still with her...u should talk to my employer....been with em since 8 years....u can even ask my boxers...been wearing the same once since 5days....
Woman____(chuckling)damn dats gross....wat about the wine u drinkin....r u cheating today or u being faithful to ur drink
Man_________Cabarnet....loyal since 7 years....cheated once with pinot...gave me a migraine ....a nightmare....i see it like a metaphor....cheating on wife with another woman n getting an std....i felt like that...full of guilt....and from then on stuck to cabarnet....no more cheating
WOman_____(still chuckling)on a serious note pinot doesnt suit u
Man_____ and why do u think so?
W0man_____well pinot is a hard grape to grow...its like precious...its not a survivor....so only people who r complicated n messed up can appreciate pinot
Man____Ok....wats that movie....with miles n maya
Woman____haha sideways....
Man____well .... u know... never saw a grogeous one appreciating sideways....
Woman____so how many gorgeous ones u know???
Man______well i had my share...when i was young
Woman____u dont look that old....
Man____well thank u....but yeah iam a cabaranet....iam a survivor....but honestly in this generation who is not a cabaranet.....everyone is surviving....
Woman____so true....thats y that character appealed to masses....a pinot in a cabaranet world....
In the mean time the bartender interrupts them and says looking towards the guy
"U OK sir??? "
Man____Yes Iam.....
bartender_____(looking suspiciously)are u sure sir.....
Man____ofcourse...
and looks at the woman and rolls his eyes....
Man____wats wrong with her
Woman____she finds u n me talking weird....
Man____why...we r just talking....
Woman____sometimes these things dont seem normal to other people....
Man_____wat these things....u come to bar to talk....
Woman____ok leave it....i guess u had too much to drink....n cant help but u r messing too much with ur wedding ring....
Man_____well yeah....I was never into jewellery....so its itching cant get used to it in years....
Woman_____that ring looks good
Man_____well wat do they say... u have to put 15times of ur paycheck for wedding ring
Woman_______(laughing out loud) thats not 15times dum dum...its 1.5 times...ur wife tricked u
Man________damn....is it so....math was never my domain...she knew it
Woman____it got nothing to do with math...i guess
Man____ur guess is correct n i guess its time for me to crash....got an early call tomm....
Woman_____i got to crash too....
so they both pay their checks....and he observed she was having a coke all the time n not alcohol
Man_____so was up with u .... drinking coke
Woman_____well i love my kidneys n liver....and i think u should too
Man____why should i love ur kidneys n liver???
Woman____(chuckling) i mean u should also love ur kidneys n liver n cut ur drinking
Man_____iam working on it(
And they both reach the elevator.....and enter it...and the man pushes the button 14....and says
Man_____which floor???
Woman____iam also on 14....
Man____ur also a concierge ehh?? loyal marriotian
Woman_____guess so...hey why they dont have floor 14....it says 12 and then 14
Man____beats me...guess its an omen....see this people make billions in hotels n still cant develop the confidence to queation these omens...u can imagine about common man
Woman______haha...so true....
the lift reaches 14th floor and the door opens....they both come out...
Man______i have to go left
Woman_____me toooo
Man_____well we still have 25steps of journey remaining
Woman____bingo
Man_____ok this is my room 1438....(smiling) it was nice meeting u....but dont tell me this is ur room too
Woman_____(with a straight face) This is my room
Man____(laughing) ...cool...goodnight....may be we see each other in bar tomm
Woman________iam not kidding this is my room....
Man_____how is that pazibul...been staying here since 3 days....unless they messed up the reservation
Woman_____I have staying here since three days too....
Man____comeon ....u kidding....fun time is over....goto sleep
Woman_____iam not kidding...this is my room tooo....u cant temme its not mine
Man_____How can that be possible?? its my room....
Woman____its mine tooo
Man____wat do u mean
Woman____Iam You??
Man_____________What??? wtf r u talking about
WOman_____Iam your reflection....iam ur subcnscious....
Man_____wtf....ok...u r from the doll house across the street...so u fishing for losers...iam sorry....but if its money u want i have this 50 bucks....
Woman_____dont disrespect me....iam an impression of ur sub conscious...Iam ur alter ego...u have a split personality.....and this is the first time ur alter ego is appearing to u so its common to freak out
Man_____fck u..seriously wat is this..is it a fcking joke...I dont have split personality nor iam a psycho....u take ur stories somehwere else n lemme go....
Woman_____Think....look at me...iam so fckin sexy....did u see anyone else approach me in the lobby....
Man_____No
Woman____You know why...cause no one can see me expect you....iam your subconscious.... remember ...why do u think the bartender was freaking out looking at u....she cant see me n she saw u
Man_____(confused).....talking to myself
Woman_____precisely
Man_____but ur a woman...Iam a man....and iam not a fxggot....how can my alter ego can be a woman
Woman_____it got nothing to do with anything....u have developed a sort of fear in u over drinking everyday....u r scared u dont have control when ur alone...who used to tell not to drink if ur at home???
Man____my wife
Woman____who used to tell u not to smoke when ur in college
Man____my gf
Woman_____who used to ground u n protect u from girls when ur at school n shield u from heartbreaks n watch on ur phone calls n letters
Man_____my sis
Woman_____exactly.....it was always a woman who used to check on u....to keep u grounded....right???
Man____Yes...yes
Woman____there u go....n for past one year are u not worried about drinking too much when ur away from home
Man____yes i do....
Woman____n its been killing u inside
Man____yes....
WOman_____n u wish there is someone to stop u
Man____yes....
Woman_____And iam the result...this is how peole develop multiple personalities....n the loneliness of travel creates these impressions to comeout....u think ur talking to a diff person
Man________ (freaking out).....u know wat...ur fcking with me....u dont leave me iam going to talk to front desk....(he turns n he finds like he is not stable...he cant walk freely n he says) OMG did u drug me at the bar???
Woman_____u had 5 glasses of wine...do u think someone has to drug u...now stop freaking out
Man______smethings not right....
and he sees a guy walking towards him...he reaches the guy n the girl...looks towards the guyn says
sir ..... everything ok?
the man looks at the guy....he is wearing the hotel staff suit....there is a name tag on it that says "Matt"
Man_____Oam not OK matt..this girl is trying to do god knows wat....she is saying its her room
Matt_______sir....I got a call from this floor saying they r hearing loud voices....We have fully sold hotel ....we request u not to bother others n goto ur room
Man_____But this girl is saying this is her room
Matt____(with a stern voice) Sirr....I dont see no girl here....now u please go into the room
Man____wtf....are u with her....u mothrfcker....u n that bxtch...u all a team....OMG....wats gonna happen now
Matt________please watch ur language sir....i dont see no girl here....
WOman_________i told u he cant see me
Man____(to woman) shxt up u slxt.....he is with u
Matt________sir who r u talking to....u need to goto bed
Woman______he is saying the right thing boss...lets go in
Man_____(mumbling)OMG wats going to happen now...iam screwed...cant even defend myseld...iam drugged
Woman___________ur not drugged....u open the door...we go in and u will see me till u sleep n after that only when ur drunk i guess i reflect again
Matt_______sir please go inside
Man________(losing control opens the door and his vision is blurred and he drops onto floor n loses conscious)
after few hours...inside the hotel room.....the man is on the floor in the bathroom....he opens his eyes....they feel heavy with hangover....he closed them .... and then like flash the events happened last night appear b4 him...he freaks out n wakes up....there r no marks on his body....he is in the same clothes he passed out in....the wallett is intact...all cards n cash is safe.... then he thinks to himself..."omg...its real...the reflection is real"
he cleans himself....dresses up and walks down to lobby....stops at the front desk and the front desk woman kaila froms southafrica wishes him n offers him his morning bottle of water....they know each other well as he has been coming to that hotel for a while...the man thanks her and says
Man________Hey...u know I owe an appology to ur staff member...i did some drama last nite
Kaila_____OH really...nothing came to my notice
Man____yeah...i said mean things to Matt....if u see him tell him iam sorry
Kaila____matt ??? we dont have no Matt in our hotel
Man_____u sure....he is like big white guy ......
Kaila_____know sir...the only staff last nite was all women....no men
Man_______OMG..
Kaila______sir wat happened to ur ring?? u forgot in the room again...u should be careful its expensive all room service wont be loyal like....
before she complete the man look n finds out she was right...he frreaks...OK i got to rush to cops...is my cab ready and b4 he hears the response he runs out.....
and kails is puzzled....and after that a old couple approaches her n says
Oldcouple__________man....we would like to bring u to ur notice that the who just rushed out was very rude to us last nite....when we confronted him he said his name is Matt and he works for hotel....can you please watch out for him
Kaila_____(confused)no he is no matt n he doesnt work for us...
THE END
a cab comes to a halt at the entrance and a guy in his late 20s gets down from the cab....rushes into the hotel to avoid the rain thats pouring down....
partially wet he moves towards the bar in the hotel....and settles down on a stool at the bar side....ok...
The bartender a fat woman in her 30s....wishes him with a smile....cabarnet ??? the guy nods....and she fills a glass full of cabarnet .... the bar is pretty busy so she starts to attend other patrons....
Now the guy gulps down the wine...looks at his phone for messages...none....stares at his wedding ring....orders for another wine...finsihes it in one gulp and before he got lost in some thoughts a voice gets his attention....he looks towards the voice...a woman in her mid 20s....she is trying to start a conversation with him and the guys says
man____excuse me....
woman_____your card is on the floor....
Man____Oh....thank u...(and picks it and he looks at her ....she will be in her mid 20s...she is wearing a gray corporate suit n its huggin her tightly to reavel the feminine curves...perfectly sculpted with proper workout....she is wearing bebe shoes....lipgloss....but not much make up...but yet lookin too fresh to be coming after a hard days of work....a pointed nose...perfect set of teeth...olive green eyes n brown hair....looking a model who got lost from a ramp n ended in corporate world)
Woman____United mileage plus ehh
Man____yes mam....since 5 years....iam very loyal i guess....
Woman___ a man who is loyal is like a lion who is a vegetarian
Man____I dont know about other men...but loyalty is my prime forte....Once I get a good impression on someting I will be devoted to that person or cause for rest of my life
Woman_____hahaha....they all say that
Man____I donno wat kind of guys u know mam...but u should talk to my wife about me....6 years still with her...u should talk to my employer....been with em since 8 years....u can even ask my boxers...been wearing the same once since 5days....
Woman____(chuckling)damn dats gross....wat about the wine u drinkin....r u cheating today or u being faithful to ur drink
Man_________Cabarnet....loyal since 7 years....cheated once with pinot...gave me a migraine ....a nightmare....i see it like a metaphor....cheating on wife with another woman n getting an std....i felt like that...full of guilt....and from then on stuck to cabarnet....no more cheating
WOman_____(still chuckling)on a serious note pinot doesnt suit u
Man_____ and why do u think so?
W0man_____well pinot is a hard grape to grow...its like precious...its not a survivor....so only people who r complicated n messed up can appreciate pinot
Man____Ok....wats that movie....with miles n maya
Woman____haha sideways....
Man____well .... u know... never saw a grogeous one appreciating sideways....
Woman____so how many gorgeous ones u know???
Man______well i had my share...when i was young
Woman____u dont look that old....
Man____well thank u....but yeah iam a cabaranet....iam a survivor....but honestly in this generation who is not a cabaranet.....everyone is surviving....
Woman____so true....thats y that character appealed to masses....a pinot in a cabaranet world....
In the mean time the bartender interrupts them and says looking towards the guy
"U OK sir??? "
Man____Yes Iam.....
bartender_____(looking suspiciously)are u sure sir.....
Man____ofcourse...
and looks at the woman and rolls his eyes....
Man____wats wrong with her
Woman____she finds u n me talking weird....
Man____why...we r just talking....
Woman____sometimes these things dont seem normal to other people....
Man_____wat these things....u come to bar to talk....
Woman____ok leave it....i guess u had too much to drink....n cant help but u r messing too much with ur wedding ring....
Man_____well yeah....I was never into jewellery....so its itching cant get used to it in years....
Woman_____that ring looks good
Man_____well wat do they say... u have to put 15times of ur paycheck for wedding ring
Woman_______(laughing out loud) thats not 15times dum dum...its 1.5 times...ur wife tricked u
Man________damn....is it so....math was never my domain...she knew it
Woman____it got nothing to do with math...i guess
Man____ur guess is correct n i guess its time for me to crash....got an early call tomm....
Woman_____i got to crash too....
so they both pay their checks....and he observed she was having a coke all the time n not alcohol
Man_____so was up with u .... drinking coke
Woman_____well i love my kidneys n liver....and i think u should too
Man____why should i love ur kidneys n liver???
Woman____(chuckling) i mean u should also love ur kidneys n liver n cut ur drinking
Man_____iam working on it(
And they both reach the elevator.....and enter it...and the man pushes the button 14....and says
Man_____which floor???
Woman____iam also on 14....
Man____ur also a concierge ehh?? loyal marriotian
Woman_____guess so...hey why they dont have floor 14....it says 12 and then 14
Man____beats me...guess its an omen....see this people make billions in hotels n still cant develop the confidence to queation these omens...u can imagine about common man
Woman______haha...so true....
the lift reaches 14th floor and the door opens....they both come out...
Man______i have to go left
Woman_____me toooo
Man_____well we still have 25steps of journey remaining
Woman____bingo
Man_____ok this is my room 1438....(smiling) it was nice meeting u....but dont tell me this is ur room too
Woman_____(with a straight face) This is my room
Man____(laughing) ...cool...goodnight....may be we see each other in bar tomm
Woman________iam not kidding this is my room....
Man_____how is that pazibul...been staying here since 3 days....unless they messed up the reservation
Woman_____I have staying here since three days too....
Man____comeon ....u kidding....fun time is over....goto sleep
Woman_____iam not kidding...this is my room tooo....u cant temme its not mine
Man_____How can that be possible?? its my room....
Woman____its mine tooo
Man____wat do u mean
Woman____Iam You??
Man_____________What??? wtf r u talking about
WOman_____Iam your reflection....iam ur subcnscious....
Man_____wtf....ok...u r from the doll house across the street...so u fishing for losers...iam sorry....but if its money u want i have this 50 bucks....
Woman_____dont disrespect me....iam an impression of ur sub conscious...Iam ur alter ego...u have a split personality.....and this is the first time ur alter ego is appearing to u so its common to freak out
Man_____fck u..seriously wat is this..is it a fcking joke...I dont have split personality nor iam a psycho....u take ur stories somehwere else n lemme go....
Woman_____Think....look at me...iam so fckin sexy....did u see anyone else approach me in the lobby....
Man_____No
Woman____You know why...cause no one can see me expect you....iam your subconscious.... remember ...why do u think the bartender was freaking out looking at u....she cant see me n she saw u
Man_____(confused).....talking to myself
Woman_____precisely
Man_____but ur a woman...Iam a man....and iam not a fxggot....how can my alter ego can be a woman
Woman_____it got nothing to do with anything....u have developed a sort of fear in u over drinking everyday....u r scared u dont have control when ur alone...who used to tell not to drink if ur at home???
Man____my wife
Woman____who used to tell u not to smoke when ur in college
Man____my gf
Woman_____who used to ground u n protect u from girls when ur at school n shield u from heartbreaks n watch on ur phone calls n letters
Man_____my sis
Woman_____exactly.....it was always a woman who used to check on u....to keep u grounded....right???
Man____Yes...yes
Woman____there u go....n for past one year are u not worried about drinking too much when ur away from home
Man____yes i do....
Woman____n its been killing u inside
Man____yes....
WOman_____n u wish there is someone to stop u
Man____yes....
Woman_____And iam the result...this is how peole develop multiple personalities....n the loneliness of travel creates these impressions to comeout....u think ur talking to a diff person
Man________ (freaking out).....u know wat...ur fcking with me....u dont leave me iam going to talk to front desk....(he turns n he finds like he is not stable...he cant walk freely n he says) OMG did u drug me at the bar???
Woman_____u had 5 glasses of wine...do u think someone has to drug u...now stop freaking out
Man______smethings not right....
and he sees a guy walking towards him...he reaches the guy n the girl...looks towards the guyn says
sir ..... everything ok?
the man looks at the guy....he is wearing the hotel staff suit....there is a name tag on it that says "Matt"
Man_____Oam not OK matt..this girl is trying to do god knows wat....she is saying its her room
Matt_______sir....I got a call from this floor saying they r hearing loud voices....We have fully sold hotel ....we request u not to bother others n goto ur room
Man_____But this girl is saying this is her room
Matt____(with a stern voice) Sirr....I dont see no girl here....now u please go into the room
Man____wtf....are u with her....u mothrfcker....u n that bxtch...u all a team....OMG....wats gonna happen now
Matt________please watch ur language sir....i dont see no girl here....
WOman_________i told u he cant see me
Man____(to woman) shxt up u slxt.....he is with u
Matt________sir who r u talking to....u need to goto bed
Woman______he is saying the right thing boss...lets go in
Man_____(mumbling)OMG wats going to happen now...iam screwed...cant even defend myseld...iam drugged
Woman___________ur not drugged....u open the door...we go in and u will see me till u sleep n after that only when ur drunk i guess i reflect again
Matt_______sir please go inside
Man________(losing control opens the door and his vision is blurred and he drops onto floor n loses conscious)
after few hours...inside the hotel room.....the man is on the floor in the bathroom....he opens his eyes....they feel heavy with hangover....he closed them .... and then like flash the events happened last night appear b4 him...he freaks out n wakes up....there r no marks on his body....he is in the same clothes he passed out in....the wallett is intact...all cards n cash is safe.... then he thinks to himself..."omg...its real...the reflection is real"
he cleans himself....dresses up and walks down to lobby....stops at the front desk and the front desk woman kaila froms southafrica wishes him n offers him his morning bottle of water....they know each other well as he has been coming to that hotel for a while...the man thanks her and says
Man________Hey...u know I owe an appology to ur staff member...i did some drama last nite
Kaila_____OH really...nothing came to my notice
Man____yeah...i said mean things to Matt....if u see him tell him iam sorry
Kaila____matt ??? we dont have no Matt in our hotel
Man_____u sure....he is like big white guy ......
Kaila_____know sir...the only staff last nite was all women....no men
Man_______OMG..
Kaila______sir wat happened to ur ring?? u forgot in the room again...u should be careful its expensive all room service wont be loyal like....
before she complete the man look n finds out she was right...he frreaks...OK i got to rush to cops...is my cab ready and b4 he hears the response he runs out.....
and kails is puzzled....and after that a old couple approaches her n says
Oldcouple__________man....we would like to bring u to ur notice that the who just rushed out was very rude to us last nite....when we confronted him he said his name is Matt and he works for hotel....can you please watch out for him
Kaila_____(confused)no he is no matt n he doesnt work for us...
THE END
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Elca's future plans
nenu retire ipothunna in 6 months...dont want to work anymore...walmart lo oka trolley theeskuni nalugu plastic covers ettukuni homeless ga set avvali ani plan...bored with life...neeku kavalantey ingo trolley theeskunta...roju life legavatam food stamps kosam ethakatam and thinatam thongdam...inga emi other issues undavu...peaceful life...
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Elcamino Live with Elcananda on Moral policing - A
Last week few fundamentalists attacked a group of uth coupling in public places behind bushes and kicked the crap out of em. This issue caused a lot of pain for swami elcananda as the accused who attacked the Uth were found out to be his disciples. Swamiji had to face lot of wrath from media n society for this and he is coming onto our show to give his insights into the whole ordeal and where he stands on moral policing....
Please elcome swami elcananda
ElcaminoLive____________Swami elcananda goru....elcome back...how u doing?
Elcananda____not good andi...not good at all...dhigajaripothunnai andi....
ElcaminoLive_____I mean age ipothundhi kadhandi... hernia is common
Elcananda_____chasss...aa jaratam kadhandi....values dhigajaaripothunnai...desha yuvatha paschatya prabhavam valla sampradhyama marsipoyi che che che
ElcaminoLive_____antey ninna jarigina issue lo mee disciples ni support sesthara???
Elcananda_____Kudos to them andi...kudos....system viphalimanaffudu citizen becomes citizen kane means a citizen with a kane in his hand
ElcaminoLive_____Kaani elcananda goru abbaiki ammai ki ok iithey madhya lo mee baadha eti???
Elcananda_____ Ok endhandi?....maa disciples girl frens lekunda , social skills lekunda figurlani patainchaleka sathamavuthuntey ollu happy gaa coupling seskuntara...idhekkadi nyayam andi??
ElcaminoLive_____ kaani meeru ennani aapagalaru...public place kaabatti aaparu adhey vollu room lo lock seskuntey meerem seyyagalary...u r waging a losing battle anipinchatledha
Elcananda_____idhi first step...next 6 months every illu in india lo memu spy cams eduthunnam...
ElcaminoLive_____ Prathi intlo naa??
Elcananda_____ Avunandi...pelli iina tharwatha emanna seskovacchu ani oka vargam feel avuthundhi...pelli sex kosamatandi???....kaadhu...sex fun kosamamtandi???...kaadhu.....so maa cameralu avasaram lekunda any maga aada dhaggaravvagaaney maaku monitors pina red light eligi mammalni alert sesthai...maa networkd pathi oollo pathi peta lo undhi...evaruu thaffinchukolru...
first rule... safe period lo when no conception can happen then No Sex
raahu kaalam lo no sex
pandaga poota no sex
working times lo no sex
naa frogram tv lo vachey time lo no sex
ElcaminoLive_____Swami goru...dats mom....kurroll elaa control cheskuntarandi
Elcananda_____aa dhemudu chethulu icchadu...imagination ki mind icchadu...inthaki minchi emi cheppalenu
ElcaminoLive_____ U mean u want them to masturbate?
Elcananda_____ I prefer to call it as "Swamayam Seva"
ElcaminoLive____
Please elcome swami elcananda
ElcaminoLive____________Swami elcananda goru....elcome back...how u doing?
Elcananda____not good andi...not good at all...dhigajaripothunnai andi....
ElcaminoLive_____I mean age ipothundhi kadhandi... hernia is common
Elcananda_____chasss...aa jaratam kadhandi....values dhigajaaripothunnai...desha yuvatha paschatya prabhavam valla sampradhyama marsipoyi che che che
ElcaminoLive_____antey ninna jarigina issue lo mee disciples ni support sesthara???
Elcananda_____Kudos to them andi...kudos....system viphalimanaffudu citizen becomes citizen kane means a citizen with a kane in his hand
ElcaminoLive_____Kaani elcananda goru abbaiki ammai ki ok iithey madhya lo mee baadha eti???
Elcananda_____ Ok endhandi?....maa disciples girl frens lekunda , social skills lekunda figurlani patainchaleka sathamavuthuntey ollu happy gaa coupling seskuntara...idhekkadi nyayam andi??
ElcaminoLive_____ kaani meeru ennani aapagalaru...public place kaabatti aaparu adhey vollu room lo lock seskuntey meerem seyyagalary...u r waging a losing battle anipinchatledha
Elcananda_____idhi first step...next 6 months every illu in india lo memu spy cams eduthunnam...
ElcaminoLive_____ Prathi intlo naa??
Elcananda_____ Avunandi...pelli iina tharwatha emanna seskovacchu ani oka vargam feel avuthundhi...pelli sex kosamatandi???....kaadhu...sex fun kosamamtandi???...kaadhu.....so maa cameralu avasaram lekunda any maga aada dhaggaravvagaaney maaku monitors pina red light eligi mammalni alert sesthai...maa networkd pathi oollo pathi peta lo undhi...evaruu thaffinchukolru...
first rule... safe period lo when no conception can happen then No Sex
raahu kaalam lo no sex
pandaga poota no sex
working times lo no sex
naa frogram tv lo vachey time lo no sex
ElcaminoLive_____Swami goru...dats mom....kurroll elaa control cheskuntarandi
Elcananda_____aa dhemudu chethulu icchadu...imagination ki mind icchadu...inthaki minchi emi cheppalenu
ElcaminoLive_____ U mean u want them to masturbate?
Elcananda_____ I prefer to call it as "Swamayam Seva"
ElcaminoLive____
Monday, August 2, 2010
Elcamino about providing Story/Screenplay to Shekhar Kammula
nenoka erotic crime thriller where a hot axss 27yr old psychiatrist seducing n manipulating young rich professionals with her looks n charm n her mind games n killin n stealin from them ani oka script istha kummula ki...aa script sadhivi first kummula moorcha pothadu...kurrodi weak...blood antey padipothadu...
kurrod therukuni lesi mickey kurronni BG score kottamantadu...vadu background lo..."maa psycho thalliki malle poo dhanda antadu"...
dhaniki kummula directin...veroine nidra lesi valla bamma ondina pongali thini...thella seera kattukuntey valla amma broken telugu lo "erra seera kattuko" ano dnguledithey ..veroine disturn iyyi road lo raja ni kalisi adi shoulderpina edsi peeka kosi sampestha untadhi anukuntunna
kurrod therukuni lesi mickey kurronni BG score kottamantadu...vadu background lo..."maa psycho thalliki malle poo dhanda antadu"...
dhaniki kummula directin...veroine nidra lesi valla bamma ondina pongali thini...thella seera kattukuntey valla amma broken telugu lo "erra seera kattuko" ano dnguledithey ..veroine disturn iyyi road lo raja ni kalisi adi shoulderpina edsi peeka kosi sampestha untadhi anukuntunna
Elcamino about Rajani's Baba movie
Eajani audience ki little n grooming finger soosithey audience rajani ki middle finger soociharu.
Elcamino about Molatadu
long long ago when underwears were not in existence and the concept of belts was no where in sight and everytime a loose panche slipping was leading to revealing of junk n losing of respect n causing embarassement to men , the then verace of east "yogi vemana desginer wears" came with this concept of molathadu....its a very basic concept...u tie a thin but strong rope around ur waist...and every time u wear a panche or pyant u make sure u tuck that in to this rope and then u rome free like an innocent little kid in a village not worrying about shame or embarassment....this molathadus saved the honor of millions of men ....
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